Baan Totster... Den Of Iniquity...

[Totster]

Here it is folks.... the most eagerly awaiting follow on to the infamous Baan kayo thread....

Welcome one, welcome all, the doors are there, and the drinks are cold. The ladies warm and the host a gentleman.. (almost)

With the utmost respect to kayo, he gets a platinum members card and can use the special VIP side door...

The usual suspects (you know who you are) get the gold card and can use the vip front entrance...

The rest of you have to queue up at the normal door, apart from Lovejoy who can enter through the back door..

Jayenram may have trouble getting in unless he can prove he won't start a poll, we're not really worried whether he is vertical or horizontal though..

I guess the point of this thread is the same as before....

So come on.... get your handbags and gladrags ... and join the gathering

totster

quick edit.. Note for Alex : - There is a dungeon, but try not to make too much noise.. thanks !

Edited January 4, 2006 by Totster

[Jai Dee]

Life must be quiet at the moment in Kalasin...

[BambinA]

do you serve your guest with Pla Rah for dinner?

if so, i will think about it ...

saab eeh leeh der...

ps.. you have to teach me how to eat it then ,

[lovejoy]

why can't i go in through the front door with everyone else,there are some nasty things in the alley's at the side of those places(we call them Coney Island whitefish in New York).

[Wolfie]

Goblet of warmed blood?

[Totster]

JD.. Compared with the last week, life is quiet now..

Bambi.. plah rah is optional, but worth a go..

Lovejoy .. It's just that someone told me you preferred the back door...

And wolfie... join alex in the dungeon for the goblets of blood.. buy two get one free, straight out the body..

glad to see you all...

totster

[Jai Dee]

JD.. Compared with the last week,  life is quiet now.. 

I know exactly what you mean mate...

[The_Moog]

manamana

Edited January 4, 2006 by The_Moog

[Patsycat]

I hate that boring time just after Xmas and New Year when everyone seems to go into hibernation as well. Well, they do over here cos it's so cold.

Mines a double ....

[Glauka]

TOTSTER

Do you need a maid? YOu see I used to work at baan kayo as a maid and a dancer...but I lost my job there when the haren closed down...

so I was wondering that maybe...you would like to hire me....

I know most of the guest...I am in good terms with Wolfie...(HI wolfie how are you doing? ) and I know what things need to be done at the harem...

so what do you think....

Pleaaaaaaseeeee can I work in the Harem again?

[tutsiwarrior]

manamana

Manama?...did someone say Manama? A den of iniquity in Manama is redundant but I would go anyway in support of TV and its denizens. I would need sedate and well behaved surroundings however. The wife keeps ducks on the roof of our apartment block as a reminder of the consequences that would occur otherwise...

[thaibebop]

Where is Kayo? I have not seen him for awhile. Perhaps I am just missing his postings.

[Old Croc]

Not a Tripper, not a Cliquer, not a Hareem girl and could only find a closed door at the Den of Iniquity.

I'm going to the Pets forum to see if anyone wants to start a kennel club.

[Glauka]

Not a Tripper, not a Cliquer, not a Hareem girl and could only find a closed door at the Den of Iniquity.

I'm going to the Pets forum to see if anyone wants to start a kennel club.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Can I be admitted at your kennel old croc? I love animals...

[Totster]

manamana

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Oh no.... I'll name that tune in one....

Pleaaaaaaseeeee can I work in the Harem again?

Well.. the money is crap and the hours are lomg.. but welcome to the team..

The wife keeps ducks on the roof of our apartment block as a reminder of the consequences that would occur otherwise...

Hmmm... those ducks are partial to a bit of sausage..

Where is Kayo? I have not seen him for awhile. Perhaps I am just missing his postings.

Well.. I was quite hoping the star guest would make an appearence...

Not a Tripper, not a Cliquer, not a Hareem girl and could only find a closed door at the Den of Iniquity.

I'm going to the Pets forum to see if anyone wants to start a kennel club.

Now now OC.. our door is always open for you, we can even find some local dogs for you...

totster

[Boon Mee]

Life must be quiet at the moment in Kalasin... 

...and the Scampster is gone...

[elsie]

Lovejoy .. It's just that someone told me you preferred the back door... 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Scuse me?

[redrus]

Dark Navy Rum, on the rocks and a Guinness chaser....

Please.....

redrus

[Jeff1]

Ok , what am I missing here ? Harem girls , pets , backdoors Is this another one of those click things ? Sorry , just leaving ......Wait ! Im scared of ducks , does that count ?

[Old Croc]

Lovejoy .. It's just that someone told me you preferred the back door... 

Scuse me?

[khall64au]

Lovejoy .. It's just that someone told me you preferred the back door... 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Scuse me?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Ruly truly? LJ!!!!!! Did I miss something?

[lovejoy]

Lovejoy .. It's just that someone told me you preferred the back door... 

Scuse me?

Ruly truly? LJ!!!!!! Did I miss something?

the back door of my house is for EXIT ONLY

BTW totster wets the bed!!

Edited January 5, 2006 by lovejoy

[Wolfie]

Those that protest too much...

[elsie]

the back door of my house is for EXIT ONLY

Remains to be seen. Yorky has got a point. Liking campari, Larry Grayson, singing Y.M.C.A., Dancing Queen and I Will Survive. I mean........... that's kind of weird, isn't it?

[jayenram]

the back door of my house is for EXIT ONLY

Remains to be seen. Yorky has got a point. Liking campari, Larry Grayson, singing Y.M.C.A., Dancing Queen and I Will Survive. I mean........... that's kind of weird, isn't it?

Not just weird - I would say very suspicious. And don't forget the Pims.

[Totster]

the back door of my house is for EXIT ONLY

Remains to be seen. Yorky has got a point. Liking campari, Larry Grayson, singing Y.M.C.A., Dancing Queen and I Will Survive. I mean........... that's kind of weird, isn't it?

Not just weird - I would say very suspicious. And don't forget the Pims.

Just to clear something up... "entering through the backdoor" doesn't neccesarily mean another blokes.. he could just be a sod...

..but if the cap fits...

totster

[lovejoy]

I have to say kayo ran a much better harem

Totsters house of ill repute is just anarchy

Tots is a married man, wolfie is in the basement sucking puss out of Alex’s varooka's, old croc is humping the leg of a stool, yorky is drinking out of the toilet again, glauka is trying to sell people back their own coats from the cloak room, the moog is running around singing Muppet songs, redrus is stealing pints and they all keep making fun of me

[elsie]

Oh Boo Hoo Hoo

[Totster]

I have to say kayo ran a much better harem

Totsters house of ill repute is just anarchy

Tots is a married man, wolfie is in the basement sucking puss out of Alex’s varooka's, old croc is humping the leg of a stool, yorky is drinking out of the toilet again, glauka is trying to sell people back their own coats from the cloak room, the moog is running around singing Muppet songs, redrus is stealing pints and they all keep making fun of me

Ok ok.... there there... don't use the back door, have a platinum vip card the same as kayo... use the side door, and if you see kayo tell him to come in and join the fun...

I didn't mean you were gay LJ, merely that you like to slip in unnoticed.. it's all the others with their smutty innuendos that are to blame...

So stop crying and start enjoying yourself...

totster

[lovejoy]

nope,i'm staying home to watch tittanic again!!

Edited January 5, 2006 by lovejoy