My dear Herr Lotus,

You very politely neglected to mention that the italien team is inferior to the german team in almost every aspect. The italiens will probably play for penalties which is sensible because its their best hope.

Karl from Hamburg stopped at the Polish boarder:

"Nationality"?

"German"!

"Occupation"?

"Oh no, just going to watch the football"!

Mock the Week : Unlikely things to hear at Euro 2012

So, Germany are camped in the Polish half. Not for the first time.

My dear Herr Lotus,

You very politely neglected to mention that the italien team is inferior to the german team in almost every aspect. The italiens will probably play for penalties which is sensible because its their best hope.

Well a turn up for the books, great win for Italy well deserved don't you think Lotus.

Don't expect to see Lotus on here today !

My dear Herr Lotus,

You very politely neglected to mention that the italien team is inferior to the german team in almost every aspect. The italiens will probably play for penalties which is sensible because its their best hope.

Well a turn up for the books, great win for Italy well deserved don't you think Lotus.

I'll hold my hands up here. I did not think the Italiens were capable of that display. Well done.

My dear Herr Lotus,

You very politely neglected to mention that the italien team is inferior to the german team in almost every aspect. The italiens will probably play for penalties which is sensible because its their best hope.

Well a turn up for the books, great win for Italy well deserved don't you think Lotus.

I'll hold my hands up here. I did not think the Italiens were capable of that display. Well done.

Yes i think we can all agree, just shows that Italy's 0-0 annihilation of England was no fluke.

Don't expect to see Lotus on here today !

He conspicuous by his abscence is . Har har.

So, slowly slowly, the Italian team got the final

Now, what are your predictions about the final?

So, slowly slowly, the Italian team got the final

Now, what are your predictions about the final?

Haha enjoy anguid. Hard to call this final....so I just hope there are plenty of goals.

italy have been fantastic really. it's amazing how many times people write them off.

So, slowly slowly, the Italian team got the final

Now, what are your predictions about the final?

Balotelli to be the match winner, to break an otherwise nervy, passing/possession game.

So, slowly slowly, the Italian team got the final

Now, what are your predictions about the final?

Balotelli to be the match winner, to break an otherwise nervy, passing/possession game.

think you could be right there. be interesting to see how spain played if they started llorente up front. as italy probably won't defend quite as deep against them as everyone else has done.