I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to

take a shower. I realized that I couldn't find the rake... I yelled

up to my wife, Where is the rake?"

She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"

I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.

I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"

My wife replied that she understands and signals back. She first

points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she

points to her backside, and finally to her crotch. Well, there is no

way in hell I could even come close to that one.

Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?"

She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The

Bush" !!!

I like it

Good to see the wife has a sense of humor....

Reminds me of a Thai joke I saw a while back in one of those ubiquitous joke books you can buy at news-stands in Thailand. Hope it's not to risqué:

Sending Signals

A young newly married deaf couple were getting ready for bed. When they turned off the lights, they needed a way to communicate in sign language in the dark. One week passed by and the young woman finally decided on a plan of action.

Wife: Darling. I think I've found a way to communicate at night, in the dark.

Husband: How?

Wife: If you feel like some nookie, pull my left breast once. But if you're not in the mood, pull the right one once instead. Do you understand?

Husband (nodding that he understood and replying): And the same for you. If you want some nookie, pull my winkle once.

Wife: And if I don't want any?

Husband: Then pull it 50 times!!

Reminds me of a Thai joke I saw a while back in one of those ubiquitous joke books you can buy at news-stands in Thailand. Hope it's not to risqué:

Sending Signals

A young newly married deaf couple were getting ready for bed. When they turned off the lights, they needed a way to communicate in sign language in the dark. One week passed by and the young woman finally decided on a plan of action.

Wife: Darling. I think I've found a way to communicate at night, in the dark.

Husband: How?

Wife: If you feel like some nookie, pull my left breast once. But if you're not in the mood, pull the right one once instead. Do you understand?

Husband (nodding that he understood and replying): And the same for you. If you want some nookie, pull my winkle once.

Wife: And if I don't want any?

Husband: Then pull it 50 times!!

+1....