I Blew Up The Missus This Evening

[Beechboy]

Within five minutes she was deflated again.

Blast! I'll have to buy a new puncture repair kit now.

Apologies to:

(1) All on this board for such a lame joke.

(2) Loong for lampooning his thread in such a way. No malice intended. It was just prompted by my original mis-reading of your title.

(3) All those members who do, in fact, rely upon inflatables for their creature comforts.

[BigJohnnyBKK]

Thought it would be about explosives, quite a relief.

I like to make her squeak.

[waza]

_{Heres the upmarket version, no inflation required. I wonder if they make a Yingluck one?}

[brit1984]

Just not cricket

Sent from iPhone; please forgive any typos or violations of forum rules

[canman]

Blew mine up as well and it kept going down, returned it to the shop and they said i was lucky as they usually charge extra for that model.

[crazykopite]

At least they won't spend all your money ENJOY !!!!

[steve down under]

I bit mine on the arse and she farted and flew out the window !!!