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Three Kiwi'S And Three Aussies.

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Three Kiwis and three Aussies are travelling by train to a rugby game.

At the station, the three Kiwis each buy a ticket and watch with bewilderment as the three Aussies buy only a single ticket between them.

“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Kiwi.

“Watch and you’ll see”, answers the Aussie.

They all board the train.

The Kiwis take their respective seats but all three Aussies cram into a bathroom and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the bathroom door and says,

“Ticketplease”.

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever plan.

So after the game, the Kiwis decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save some money, (being clever with money and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip.

To their astonishment, the Aussies don’t buy a ticket at all.

“How are you going to travel ‘without’ a ticket?” asks one perplexed Kiwi.

“Watch and you’ll see”, answers a Aussie.

When they board the train, the three Kiwis cram into a bathroom and the Aussies cram into another one.

The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies knock on the Kiwis'bathroom door and says,

"Ticket please!"

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