travelmann Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You must cut off the head its the only way, preferred way is nail clippers, it takes time and skill................you might not be man enough?? Anyway enough of your monkey business get back to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 gotta be a troll. Upon evidence what do you come to that conclusion? Clearly a monkey not a troll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 The monkey was obviously a disgruntled TV poster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brit1984 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You must cut off the head its the only way, preferred way is nail clippers, it takes time and skill................you might not be man enough?? Anyway enough of your monkey business get back to work Monkey work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkan Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 and then you woke up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geekfreaklover Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Be careful. Once they lose face they often gang up and attack the farang mob-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze01 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 So this is the story GH told the little lady when he came home with a bunch of monkey bites on his neck. Did she go for it or do you sleep on your stomach now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 gotta be a troll. You don't read this forum enough chum to know the respect the OP has. . + 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 gotta be a troll. You don't read this forum enough chum to know the respect the OP has. . doesn't make it any less a troll. he is hoping to catch out those on the board who are stupid enough to comment without reading the whole post. it is clearly a troll and a good one at that. I personally was unaware he even had a sense of humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinfoilhat Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I've had dogs all my life, I've never ever had a problem with dogs, even out riding they might bark and occasionally give a half hearted chase, but I've never had a real nasty dog attack to deal with. This monkey attack was viscous. viscous? like motor oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
travelmann Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You must cut off the head its the only way, preferred way is nail clippers, it takes time and skill................you might not be man enough?? Anyway enough of your monkey business get back to work Monkey work? monkey see monkey do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 gotta be a troll. You don't read this forum enough chum to know the respect the OP has. . doesn't make it any less a troll. he is hoping to catch out those on the board who are stupid enough to comment without reading the whole post. it is clearly a troll and a good one at that. I personally was unaware he even had a sense of humour. Sense of humour? On this forum? You are joking, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roamer Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 You sure this not Karma GH ? I'm reminded of the Indian bus driver who took over a route on which a monkey used to regularly hitch a ride. New driver threw monkey off bus with considerable force. Next day at the same bus stop whole troop of monkeys got on and attacked the driver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well I am willing to give GH the benefit of the doubt. If it were Smokes or Thebleth starting this topic, well that's a different story lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well I am willing to give GH the benefit of the doubt. If it were Smokes or Thebleth starting this topic, well that's a different story lol I can't believe you would be so cruel about our caldenonian coposters SC EDIT Ahd'aeken how ye can bear tae sae "Caledonian" whenye'veonlygot wan tiger in the fridge;d'ye no pine for a 70/? Are ye no' sore afflicted wi'a fearsome thurst? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well I am willing to give GH the benefit of the doubt. If it were Smokes or Thebleth starting this topic, well that's a different story lol I can't believe you would be so cruel about our caldenonian coposters SC EDIT Ahd'aeken how ye can bear tae sae "Caledonian" whenye'veonlygot wan tiger in the fridge;d'ye no pine for a 70/? Are ye no' sore afflicted wi'a fearsome thurst? Actually wasnt being cruel to them, just complimentary to the OP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well I am willing to give GH the benefit of the doubt. If it were Smokes or Thebleth starting this topic, well that's a different story lol I can't believe you would be so cruel about our caldenonian coposters SC EDIT Ahd'aeken how ye can bear tae sae "Caledonian" whenye'veonlygot wan tiger in the fridge;d'ye no pine for a 70/? Are ye no' sore afflicted wi'a fearsome thurst? Actually wasnt being cruel to them, just complimentary to the OP Yeah I thought it was cleverly done. Oops...that's indefensible to a Manc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loong Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 It was attempted robbery. The monkey had overheard 2 bar girls talking and thought that they had said that all farangs have big peanuts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkjames Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Well I am willing to give GH the benefit of the doubt. If it were Smokes or Thebleth starting this topic, well that's a different story lol I can't believe you would be so cruel about our caldenonian coposters SC EDIT Ahd'aeken how ye can bear tae sae "Caledonian" whenye'veonlygot wan tiger in the fridge;d'ye no pine for a 70/? Are ye no' sore afflicted wi'a fearsome thurst? Actually wasnt being cruel to them, just complimentary to the OP Yeah I thought it was cleverly done. Oops...that's indefensible to a Manc.... Somehow I feel like i have just been attacked (warranted?) by a strange one. Good luck to the OP. BTW how did Beano make out with his condo confrontation the other day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StreetCowboy Posted August 21, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 21, 2012 My father told me this story, that he told me he overheard in the Empire Club, when he was younger than I am today... Of course, in those days, Africa was the place to be, and our finest and bravest went to the dark continent to find their fortunes and to make their mark as a man. And, of course, as is now the case in Thailand, many never returned, for one reason or another... "I say, did you hear about old Carruthers from the 42nd Foot? Spent the last twenty years living with a monkey, up a tree" "A monkey, d'ye say? What kind of monkey?" "A female monkey, of course! Nothing funny about old Carruthers!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samran Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Only men under 40...(kg) should wear Lycra. Understandable violent reaction tendencies to those how have to be exposed to these rule breakers. Either that, or bike envy. Edited August 21, 2012 by samran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) gotta be a troll. Trolls don't have a 6000 post count, but I digress, I suspect it may have been pheromone induced, the hapless primate was euphoric at the possibilities then became enraged over the apparent rejection, ... All kidding aside monkeys are dangerous, recalling the lady that was almost killed off that island near Patters. Edited August 21, 2012 by cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiang mai Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 Engage the monkey in a deep conversation about the benefits of various types of pension plans, after a while it'll simply go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygreg44 Posted August 21, 2012 Share Posted August 21, 2012 I got twacked in my butt and pushed in my back by a monkey on the rock of Gibraltar, for a buddy welcome. When I turned around, the molester turned away and gazed up the sky as if saying " I didn't do it" and I almost imagined Cheeta Gibbon start to whistle a mellow tune, Wanna do monkey? Reading the OP's story, during the first lines I thought it was the Soi dog/ bicyclist encounter. When I lived in Cha Am, I always carried a club along on my rides to defend myself in attacks. I have seldom seen a place more infested with Soi dogs than Cha Am. Where I live there are no more monkeys, too much rubber and rice fields, nowhere to hide. Very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robblok Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I would be more afraid of a monkey then of a soi dog. But they told me monkeys are dangerous and strong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I hate monkeys. Wrecked my brand new car many years ago. Pulled the mirrors off, door seals out, window wipers. Filthy flea ridden urine soaked inbred bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farma Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Don't worry GH....it'll be dead from the rabies in a week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 It must have been jealous of your bike , campag box set et al . When you go back take a little bike for it , a tricycle would be best , and a little red fez with Gellatto written on it , and small cymbals , I bet he would love you for ever , you could call him Mr Giggles . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I may have been scammed by a monkey and the owner. I'm still not sure. I parked my car along the beach south of Hua Hin. When I came back to the car a huge monkey was sitting on the hood. Every time I got near the car it would bare its inch long fangs and act like it was ready to jump on me. By a strange coincidence a road vendor across the road was selling bananas. I bough a couple of bananas and threw them on the road in front of my car. He just watched while a couple of juvenile monkeys ran off with them. The banana vendor was laughing at me. He told my wife that I would have to buy a bunch of bananas to get him to move off the car. I was looking for a big rock or a stick and then thought better of that idea. I bought a bunch of bananas and threw them in front of the car. Sure enough it jumped off, grabbed the bunch and disappeared into the trees. After I was on my way, it occurred to me that the vendor owned the monkey and I was the sucker for falling for the scam. I'm still not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyJebus Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I'll give you the best advice. It's the same one you and your friends give out. Go home, no monkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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