Exorcist Needed, Urgent

[swissie]

Got an urgent call from my buddy in Thailand: " My Thai-GF is now definitely possessed by a demon or other evil spirit". I asked, "what makes you think that ?"

= She constantly asks for money and if she doesen't ask for money, she wants to buy strange things like expensive handbags, watches, gold-necklaces etc and I have to pay for it.

To me it was immediately clear, that yes, this is strictly abnormal behaviour for a Thai lady. To remedy this, we devised a masterplan:

a) - We shall hire a certified Exorcist to free her of this Demon (that rarely has been identified before in Thailand.)

- After the exorcisem-procedure has been successfully completed, we shall stick her in a Buddhist-Temple for 6 months, so she can be instilled with basic buddhist values again. Just values, that she grew up with and has lost along the way, while hitting the big-city.

That should do it.

Cheers.

[BookMan]

I bet you were pissing yourself laughing as u wrote this eh swissie?

[Thaddeus]

You need Marley.

[Soutpeel]

Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about...

[MJCM]

Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about...

But that humor has some holes in it (same as the cheese)

[yoslim]

I was once told thai's are brought up with only one value: money

[I Like Thai]

I am a Certified Exorcist

Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem

[Songhua]

Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well?

[elliss]

I am a Certified Exorcist

Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem

send her back to patty , for re-training .

[Payboy]

Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well?

I guarantee she will be doing that if some members on here are exorcising her.

[NeverSure]

If she's really, really good looking I'll handle it. Send her to me for 3 months and I'll send her back completely healed and completly submissive.

Edited September 23, 2012 by NeverSure

[GuestHouse]

Get her a job and tell her to buy her own sh1t - that'll dampen the spirit.

[jacktrip]

one of the things every decent exorcist needs is a good wand.

[Swiss1960]

changing the wife might be cheaper than hiring an exorcist as the exoricist might be needed for years to come...