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Exorcist Needed, Urgent

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Got an urgent call from my buddy in Thailand: " My Thai-GF is now definitely possessed by a demon or other evil spirit". I asked, "what makes you think that ?"

= She constantly asks for money and if she doesen't ask for money, she wants to buy strange things like expensive handbags, watches, gold-necklaces etc and I have to pay for it.

To me it was immediately clear, that yes, this is strictly abnormal behaviour for a Thai lady. To remedy this, we devised a masterplan:

a) - We shall hire a certified Exorcist to free her of this Demon (that rarely has been identified before in Thailand.)

B) - After the exorcisem-procedure has been successfully completed, we shall stick her in a Buddhist-Temple for 6 months, so she can be instilled with basic buddhist values again. Just values, that she grew up with and has lost along the way, while hitting the big-city.

That should do it.

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I bet you were pissing yourself laughing as u wrote this eh swissie? wink.png

Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about...rolleyes.gif

Must be an example of that zany Swiss humour I keep hearing about...rolleyes.gif

But that humor has some holes in it (same as the cheese) thumbsup.gif

I was once told thai's are brought up with only one value: money cheesy.gif

I am a Certified Exorcist

Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem

Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well?

I am a Certified Exorcist

Please forward 50,000 BHT and i will take care of your problem

send her back to patty , for re-training .

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Does she hang off the ceiling and thrash around in bed as well?

I guarantee she will be doing that if some members on here are exorcising her. :rolleyes:

If she's really, really good looking I'll handle it. Send her to me for 3 months and I'll send her back completely healed and completly submissive. cheesy.gifcheesy.gif

Get her a job and tell her to buy her own sh1t - that'll dampen the spirit.

one of the things every decent exorcist needs is a good wand.

changing the wife might be cheaper than hiring an exorcist as the exoricist might be needed for years to come...

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