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On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride,

"I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship."

"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly.

"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get.

If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win."

His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty,

I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I'm a hooker."

"No problem," said her husband, "Just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."

Edited by kevjohn

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