Does Any Thread Ever Stay On Topic?

[endure]

I'm not very keen on sandwiches.

[Rob8891]

I was thinking ( ) about 'about'. I liked the Magic Roundabout, but always wondered why on children's TV a puppet was allowed to go BOING and say "It's time for bed".

[Songhua]

Don't be silly. Bill And Ben were Flowerpot Men. They didn't eat sandwiches (even in the evening). Dr Who was on at 6:35pm in the seventies .... preceeded by My Favorite Martian. Uncle Martin didn't bring any daleks with him - all he had was a broken down spaceship.

[TomTao]

What is this thread about?

Needlecraft.

[Humbugged]

I did not know that you could get arrested in certain countries for eating a bacon sandwich.

Also, why does rum and raisin ice cream here taste like paint thinners and raisin ice cream ?

[chiangmaikelly]

A man in the gutter with crumbs on his face.

[Humbugged]

Just wondering in relation to that other thread about pets.....did they have sheep ?

[Songhua]

Just wondering in relation to that other thread about pets.....did they have sheep ?

Why are the bottom part of our legs called calves rather than lambs or cubs?

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Just wondering in relation to that other thread about pets.....did they have sheep ?

Why are the bottom part of our legs called calves rather than lambs or cubs?

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

[rene123]

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

[Songhua]

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

.... with a little Chile.

[TomTao]

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

Whenever my two brothers and I said "mum, I'm hungry" she always said "well get some Greece and slip into Turkey".

[Humbugged]

Why do Doctors practice forever ?

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Why do Doctors practice forever ?

....... and if they are always practicing can they ever be regarded as proficient!

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Why are fish sellers called mongers and what exactly do you do to a fish to mong it? Why isn't beef monged?

Edited November 26, 2012 by Rajab Al Zarahni

[Humbugged]

If an animal is half bred....where did the other half go ?

[SeaVisionBurma]

Half butter? Half toast?

[ManInSurat]

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

.... with a little Chile.

That'll certainly Sweden the deal, but there's still Norway I could eat it.

[SeaVisionBurma]

That'll certainly Sweden the deal, but there's still Norway I could eat it.

Interesting comment. Certainly Thai's the thread together and keeps it off topic.

[Songhua]

Some of the posts are Poles apart.

[ManInSurat]

That'll certainly Sweden the deal, but there's still Norway I could eat it.

Interesting comment. Certainly Thai's the thread together and keeps it off topic.

Really SeaVision, I just don't know what's gotten India recently.

I wonder if it would help if Iran around naked.... *ahem* excuse me, I'm tired and Jamaican me crazy over here with this thread.

Edited November 26, 2012 by ManInSurat

[SeaVisionBurma]

Should be allowed to give more than one like per post....

[ManInSurat]

Should be allowed to give more than one like per post....

Yeah mate. Seconded. This has put a much needed smile on my face after a long day.

Nice thread. I'd multi-like if I could too.

Right I'm off to write these all down Denmark them out of 10. Kenya see how silly I am?

Ok, enough's enough I'll really Libya alone now.

[SeaVisionBurma]

Too much! That's enough laughing for me, I have to go.

Sorry to be Russian out like this but I'm in a hurry...

[ManInSurat]

Too much! That's enough laughing for me, I have to go.

Sorry to be Russian out like this but I'm in a hurry...

Oman, I'm all out of comebacks too.

I'll be back to Czech this out later though. Kosovo'll the laughs we've had.

Nite!

[Songhua]

Too much! That's enough laughing for me, I have to go.

Sorry to be Russian out like this but I'm in a hurry...

Be sure n say hi to Chad.

Had fish & chips down the park. Lots of birds around, mate went to the bathroom. When he came back I had to tell him sorry but a Croatia lunch.

Edited November 26, 2012 by Songhua

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Indeed, and why do people who are not athletic get athletes foot? Why can you not sail to the Islets of Langerhans and why is Turkey not famous for it's poultry production?

But you can put Turkey on China and eat it with Greece, and then you won't be so Hungary.

.... with a little Chile.

That'll certainly Sweden the deal, but there's still Norway I could eat it.

You would have to be a Philistine to eat it.

[Chittychangchang]

How long would it take to you to Finnish?

[Humbugged]

Will this thread be closed by Mr Killjoy ??

[Chittychangchang]

Ali G - " Keep israel"