SteeleJoe Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Did everything just taste purple for a second? Sorry, that was me. Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pundit Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Has anybody seen my camel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Has anybody seen my camel? Humping in the dark, back of the club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Has anybody seen my camel? You mean lately? I rather resent what you are implying. Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Has anybody seen my camel? toe...............s are funny things aren't they? Sort of like fingers for our feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Has anybody seen my camel? toe...............s are funny things aren't they? Sort of like fingers for our feet. Speaking of fish (and fingers on our feet): I used to like Fish Sticks when i was a kid -- which are "Fish Fingers" in the UK: I was pretty surprised when I heard that because I never knew that fish had fingers. Or camels. I still can't find my keys... Edited November 16, 2012 by SteeleJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Those aren't my keys. Or Fish Sticks. Edited November 16, 2012 by SteeleJoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 What's that got to do with the price of eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob8891 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 A million housewives every day Pick up a tin of beans and say Beans means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomTao Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 So if you give a donation at a sperm bank do they say "thanks for coming" when you leave? Please discuss In Thailand the nurses in their cute uniforms all line up on the pavement and shout "Plee Suh! Come inside!" And Bars girls they shout: "Please Come inside me" Watch out for the revolving door, if you want the right floor you've got to push the right button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailand2012 Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 christ if i live to 90 and you throw in chugwell shit ive waisted years. Sorry to stay on topic, but dam_n I shoulda been tracking session-minutes as well as just the number of partners, would've been most gratifying stat to put on my gravestone. Lol BJ. So long as it doesn't become the reason you HAVE a gravestone. Anyway, back to skimpy clothing, WD40 and/or fish. why not better to go out with a smile on your face i know which i would prefer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaVisionBurma Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 BTW - choose your own metaphor from the above. Or don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigJohnnyBKK Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 Durian's quite nice; if the smell gets to you, just put it in the freezer first, but you do need to eat it before it gets rock hard. Durian ice cream - yummy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 That is true, but I also believe that a German team can win the European Cup this year! And I'll have the fries, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth. You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth. You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them. Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth. You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them. Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet. Aha!!!! I really would you see, how you prove that! It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 A bird in the hand is worth two golden cooks in a haystack spoiling the broth. You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them. Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet. Aha!!!! I really would you see, how you prove that! It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies! Croonies like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 ...goonies? By the way: vinegar & oil is much healthier than 1000 Island! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rene123 Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 How high is up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baboon Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 ...goonies? By the way: vinegar & oil is much healthier than 1000 Island! Watch the salt intake, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 (edited) The Man From UNCLE. Now, that was a good old show. (Dean Martin wasn't in it - he had his own show) Back then skimpy shorts were called hotpants. Not to be confused with Hot Lips - she was in MASH .... which was another show with capital letters in the title. Edited November 18, 2012 by Songhua Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteeleJoe Posted November 18, 2012 Share Posted November 18, 2012 I used to have an uncle with that name. No, not "Hot Lips"(that would be ridiculous), his name was Skimpy Shorts. He was a Dean Martin impersonator. Would somebody tell that guy I just saw his Camel? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 When will you learn to stay off-topic ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chittychangchang Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Ref it was not a yellow card, he kicked me in the gonads and hurt my left testicle. I've forgive him now so let's get on with the good ole game off cricket, FOUR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pundit Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You can teach an old dog new tricks. He's just too old to perform them. Nonsense. I taught the missus how to use the internet. Aha!!!! I really would you see, how you prove that! It is entirely Thaksin and his croonies! Croonies like Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin? Footballer Wayne Croony actually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pundit Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Link please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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