Revenge From The Grave

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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbours who feared the woman the most.

"When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

They believed she practised black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. She was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

She died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the husband went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

The gaiety of his actions were becoming extreme while his neighbours approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this woman who practised black magic and stated when she died she would dig her way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?

The man put down his drink and said, "Let the bitch dig. I had her buried face down."