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Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots.

In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives?

What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? :o

Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc.

Cheers!

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Automobiles have been babe magnets for ages since its inception, replacing horse carriages which in turn replaced the ancient chariots.

In LOS, a more expensive car gives the driver prestige and more 'face', but is more 'face' equal to being a babe magnet? Will Thai babes, like babes all over the world, choose someone based on the vehicle he drives?

What vehicle do you think would be a babe magnet in LOS where motorcycles and pickups are ubiquitous, and that you probably need a stick to beat the babes away? :o

Actually the vehicle that you are driving is already a babe-magnet, even a motorbike. Ask your wife/faen/gf/etc.

Cheers!

Are you seriously suggesting that you need a car to get a girl friend here in LOS???

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Are you seriously suggesting that you need a car to get a girl friend here in LOS???

Nope, you dont, unless you intend to be a babe magnet.

The feminine species do not enjoy walking long distances, esp in LOS, where

it's almost a sin to walk in the sun without any sort of protection.

In addition, they dont like waiting too long for taxis either.

Hey,it's warm in LOS and it's not COOL to perspire. Strange uh???

So as a gentleman, wouldnt you mind helping the damsel in distress?

The TRIBE has SPOKEN, you need plenty of CASH,or a Benz/BMW;

or a puppy to attract the younger chicks.

And make sure your cash is unlimited, otherwise what are you gonna do when it's finished?

btw, it's not safe to go around walking & flashing a full wallet with thousands of baht.

Neither is it tactical wearing a A4 enlarged-copy of your bank passbook.

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> Forget the car and get a golden retriever puppy biggrin.gif

> Trust me on this.

LOL.. Yes.. don't you just love it when the first thing they ask is what the dog's name is ("Chue arai khaaa?") and you answer "Phom chue John khrap.", introducing yourself. :o Then watch them get semi-embarassed as it would be bad manners to say something like "No, I mean the dog". Bless 'em.

Cheers,

Chanchao

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They'd ask to put the roof up in about 3 seconds though, or risk getting a tan. :o

Those wheels/hub caps SERIOUSLY don't match the car, by the way. Next time the ad banner money comes in, get something in style. :D

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Bugger, just checked and those wheels appear to be standard.. Hideous!! This one is slightly better for color, but too modern looking.

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Saab needs wheels that are sporty in a 'tweed pants, beret & pipe' kind of way.

This gets close:

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Depends on what type of babe you want.

If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip flops along the road. Razz around the sois going no higher than 2nd gear but with enough speed to cause ample turbulence to lift your shirt over the back of your head.

Oh, and don't forget the exhaust with the 'macho-bee-in-a-tincan' sound that has you accelerating with your head turned to one side to be able to hear it. Don't forget also to streamline the bike by turning the mirrors inwards and, it's rumoured to be compulsory to put on narrow racing handles that allows you to escape from police custody while wearing handcuffs.

And never, absolutely never, do you put your right foot up immediately after a standing start. Leave your right leg outstretched as you accelerate as it saves you unnecessary energy expenditure from putting your leg back down again the next time that you stop.

And finally, never ever wear a helmet. Not because it looks 'totally un-cool' but because you don't want to be deemed as having a bit of common sense.

Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in. :D

Or get a dog. :o

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PB

After I slid my Varadero down a hill in Kao Yai my mates let me borrow his 400cc Ducati Monster (Jap Importe) it had a straight through exhaust was noisty as hel_l and looked like shit.

Have to say nobody was attracted by it. It did set of car alarms and scare children though.

Some little somchai half inched the grips as well.

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In Issan , it's a 4 door pickup truck :o
SAAB Turbo Convertible.

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This works.
Depends on what type of babe you want.

If you should want the 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' type, then get a lime green step-thru with a dayglo orange front wheel rim and a purple one for the rear rim. Place a Harley Davidson sticker wherever it says 'Kawasaki'. Remove the rear pegs so that it allows passengers to scrape their flip

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Now, all you have to do is hang around the noodle stalls or a 'Sewen' (7-11) and start reeling them in. :D

Folks, different strokes for different people. Not everyone fancies 'short, squat, Issan munchkin' nor the fair, skinny Thai-Chinese. Before everyone drive their 4door pickups/Harley Kawa Davidson over to Issan on a babe-hunt, and start hanging around the 7-11s, what KIND of babes does your machine tend to attract? Junior chicks in their late teens, working babes in their 20's-30'ss or senior chicks in their 40's. Well, the 'samlor' or trishaw is likely to attract grannies with dentures.

:D

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