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Had a girlfriend once who would come out in a rash like hives about 48 hours before any serious change in weather. Worked like clockwork. Poor girl found it very itchy. Neck, back, rear, arms.

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Hey I dont understand either. Looks same as any other to me but seriously Im not joking.

Here, take a look at my favorite barometer...Looks like the rest of em.

WHY????is she wearing your underdacks krisb. Buy her a thong and post that photo...thumbsup.gif

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Hey I dont understand either. Looks same as any other to me but seriously Im not joking.

Here, take a look at my favorite barometer...Looks like the rest of em.

You must have been up at the crack of dawn looking for a suitable pic

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It's the OZONE in the air just before rain, some people can smell it,,, but maybe I'm just scratching at the surface, OR,

I hope I'm not making an ass of this postwhistling.gif

just hope hands are washed before your salad sandwich is made, cheerssick.gif

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Well you asked for it, many good advisers on this site. if its worms, think positive. take up fishing,

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Your wife has worms suggest you take her to the vet to sort it out

Now thats just plain rude.
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Had a girlfriend once who would come out in a rash like hives about 48 hours before any serious change in weather. Worked like clockwork. Poor girl found it very itchy. Neck, back, rear, arms.

See! thats what Im saying. Mine just gets itchy around the tail bone. No one believes me, except for you.
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Can we borrow her in the farming forum?

If I was in Thailand the answer would be most certainly. Im serious when I say her parents and friends actually use it to decide on going to work, thats farming type work. Put it this way, today she got it and said rain in a day. I will let you know what happens but I could almost guarantee it will rain.
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Can we borrow her in the farming forum?

If I was in Thailand the answer would be most certainly. Im serious when I say her parents and friends actually use it to decide on going to work, thats farming type work. Put it this way, today she got it and said rain in a day. I will let you know what happens but I could almost guarantee it will rain.

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Can we borrow her in the farming forum?

If I was in Thailand the answer would be most certainly. Im serious when I say her parents and friends actually use it to decide on going to work, thats farming type work. Put it this way, today she got it and said rain in a day. I will let you know what happens but I could almost guarantee it will rain.

Cant stand that show so Im not pressing play sorry.
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Hey I dont understand either. Looks same as any other to me but seriously Im not joking.

Here, take a look at my favorite barometer...Looks like the rest of em.

If thats your wifes rear end....who gives a sh!t if its going to rain....why would you go outside anyway!!!!!

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Maybe this could work up to a lucrative job as a weather forecaster at the local tv station.. And from there to Govt. service.. can't be any worse than what we already have. whistling.gif

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