You no longer look both ways before entering a dual carriage way.

You no longer swear at the diabolical and suicidal driving of some Thais.

You offer a beer out of your icebox to the policeman checking your driving license whilst drunk.

In the supermarket, you start actively looking for a Farang whose girlfriend isn't 20 years younger / 30 Kg lighter than he is. (a losing game around here).

You get sick of Thaivisa.

You get banned from a forum and don't care.

You see a new topic by exactly the same title as before.

Think you have.

must have been drunk then, sorry

You see a new topic by exactly the same title as before.

But still click on it hoping to see something different.

But I suffer from memory loss, so this is very helpful, thank you

What was the question again?

You use the term "same same" and you are not playing around.

The footprints on the toilet seat are yours.

You want to sit on the table, and eat on the floor.

You use the term "same same" and you are not playing around.

+1

When you actually listen to yuor mother in laws opinion and nod your head.

You see a new topic by exactly the same title as before.

But still click on it hoping to see something different.

as the saying goes for those who have been here too long, same same but different

When you actually listen to yuor mother in laws opinion and nod your head.

does not this happen once you get under the thumb?

You accept antibiotics as the common cure all for all ailments...

(lol, but NEVER shall i!!)

You pay the police fine without arguing or trying to prove you were not in the wrong

when you have been spending too much time on this forum.

The last time I remember this topic coming up, the answer that stuck in my head was...

... when you need to take the dog to the vet and contemplate using a motorbike rather than a car...

When you are looking for any kind of motored vehicle, to get to the 7eleven, that is 300 meters away!

When you stop using prepositions, articles, and tenses when speaking, even to other farang. "I tell girlfriend I go store. She get mad, say I have another girlfriend. I tell her no but she say I liar."

When it is totally acceptable to you, to stop dead at the foot /top of escalators, in the middle of a supermarket- aisle or elsewhere, where people might be directly behind you, and do your life- planning/ a telephone call etc.

When you actually listen to yuor mother in laws opinion and nod your head.

That's when its time to go.

You watch Thai soaps on the t.v. and actually begin to understand the plot, and ignore the screaming..

A visiting acquaintance hooks up with a katoey and you decide it best to keep the information to yourself.