Popular Post doggie888888 Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 Luxury = anything larger than a 30sqm room, costing above 1 mil baht Handsome man = anything but Long time = until the effect of the Viagra runs out life time guarantee= until we close shop Cashier = maybe bg, but let's not go there we met at big c = yeah, right...whatever Town planning = dogs breakfast Farang = rich Beach = where our rubbish goes Estate agent = could not even sell beer in a pub back in the old country 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrispbacon Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Sister lose key = See you when I see you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 My favorite in a bar. "Would you like eye in your drink" And also "EhQ me" (excuse me) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surin steve Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 You forgot She is sick = gone short time Buy me drink = give me money My brother = Thai boyfriend (pimp) My grandma is sick = needs money for gambling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Take care 1. Short time paid sex 2. Take money, chronically, in exchange for acting skills 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rajab Al Zarahni Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 I am boring = I am bored ( but can also mean that the person in question is both boring and bored) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phronesis Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 Kayburn (noun) Connection to residence providing a selection of TV viewing options. Usage: Khun mee kayburn mai? Nooden (noun) A narrow, ribbonlike strip of dried dough, usually made of rice, flour, eggs, and water. Usage: You buy nooden for me? Plopbem (noun) any question or matter involving doubt, uncertainty, or difficulty. Usage: No plopbem. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PattayaPhom Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 Its better to rent rather than buy= I got no money so can only afford to rent 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 You forgot She is sick = gone short time Buy me drink = give me money My brother = Thai boyfriend (pimp) My grandma is sick = needs money for gambling I am sure I forgot more! Anybody can add whatever pattayaspeak they have experienced, and there is such a commonality that I do chuckle at of the gems that others have added already, including yours. Really, it's almost a language by itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemoncake Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 My friend you=your friend You friend me=my friend Good heart=give money I finish with my gf before because was no good=ohhh you not give she money?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raro Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 You cola me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemoncake Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 tomorrow have eRection day=tomorrow have eLections Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrain Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 What you want = What can I do for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jbrain Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 (edited) I go Loyen = let's go Royal garden I go Lotat = let's go Tesco Edited March 9, 2013 by jbrain 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattaya28 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 I Li U TOO Much. U want botton o colaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radar501 Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Gentlemen's Clubs - Patrons would probably feel a bit self-conscious if they was called Pervert's Clubs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 "What you want = What can I do for you" = what can I do you for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rgs2001uk Posted March 9, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 9, 2013 "him my friend" = he used to shag me, but you pay me more than that cheap charlie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrain Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Oh, you very big = I want money for sleep only 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccarbaugh Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Farang satay long time no too mutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 Its better to rent rather than buy= I got no money so can only afford to rent LOL... says a guy who bought a place he regrets buying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tropo Posted March 9, 2013 Share Posted March 9, 2013 "Handsome man = anything but" Surely they could actually be handsome? I always thought this phrase referred to the thickness of a guy's wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 (When negotiating a price for taxi, other kind of services) "up to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Meaning the Thai is hoping you give more than the normal price; if not, then it his up to him/her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toenail Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Mister, you want "boom boom" ? Selling fireworks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggie888888 Posted March 10, 2013 Author Share Posted March 10, 2013 I come tomorrow, sure sure = a definite maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Phronesis Posted March 10, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 10, 2013 (edited) Its better to rent rather than buy= I got no money so can only afford to rent Own (colloquialism) A slang term, spoken by person who does not have Thai nationality, to describe an array of nebulous and illegal strategies that result in a significant loss of his or her capital prior to, during, or following a real estate transaction. Usage: I own some land in Pattaya. I own a house with my Thai wife. Edited March 10, 2013 by Phronesis 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yermanee Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 At the restaurant : Are you Finnish (No I'm Belgian) Yermanee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petercool Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 My favourite .... "When you Happy Birthday ?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatchamacallit Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 When a farang says "my boy/girl friend" = money boy/girl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Asiacat Posted March 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted March 11, 2013 She's different (said by every naive newbie who has fallen for the first girl he's barfined) = I'm a sucker. She doesn't go with anyone else except me when I'm in town = I still believe in Santa Claus as well. She's gone back to her hometown for a few days = She is with a farang who pays her more than I do. . I gave her some money to send back to her family = I've just bought her some gold. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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