Just For Fun: The Official Pattaya Phrase Book

[doggie888888]

Farang kee neow = a street smart foreigner who refuses to pay exorbitant asking price, which is approximately 500% more than the normal price. Or, may also mean cheap Charlie. :blink:

[Asiacat]

Going with a ladyboy doesn't make you gay = I'm a latent homosexual.

[Loptr]

Hello dak ling, you handsome man = hello loser, you look like monkey's arse.

Where you stay = is this loser ki neow

Where you from = instantly her favorite country

You first time Thailand = are you a greenhorn that I can flease

How long you stay Thai = determines whether short game or long game goes into effect

You know too mutt = great, another expat that just wasted my time

You have girlfriend Thai = I want on the gravy train and need to know who I have to kick off to take my spot

[Payboy]

Up to you = You'll pay for this later.

[toenail]

You go into a shop/ salon to get a haircut and the gal says..." oh, sit down-only 10 minute wait" (meaning 20 or 30 minute wait)

When you order Thai food and within two minutes they bring you a plate of rice... meaning the main course will be brought out 15-20 minutes later.

[Payboy]

Thai man no good = You need a shave and your sweat stinks.

[doggie888888]

Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs.

[breadbin]

Enjoyed reading these, very good.

A topic kept on track for once.

Really good examples and SO true.

Made me smile.

Thanks

[dazk]

one of my favourite falang meals river and onions

or loast lame on a sunday

and pork tissue is always goes down well

[tropo]

one of my favourite falang meals river and onions

or loast lame on a sunday

and pork tissue is always goes down well

This is more of a dig at their English pronunciation than official phrases. I imagine our Thai sounds just as bad to them.

[Phronesis]

Understand (transitive verb) To give regular gifts of money or gold.

Usage: I stay with you two year already but you never understand me.

[Payboy]

Me luv you long time = I bet you will pop in 2 minutes.

[VocalNeal]

Networking function = same old faces trying to impress newbies and newbies hoping to meet Thai girls with real jobs.

[Wilma Fingadoo]

Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free

[Asiacat]

Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

I don't quite agree with this one.

I can afford a car but I choose to ride a second hand motorcycle because it is the most cost effective way to travel, and a lot easier to park. Driving a car into the center of Pattaya is a lot more inconvenient than a motorcycle. Parking spaces are limited and a usually aren't close to where you actually want to go. It's also a lot quicker being able to weave in and out of traffic queues.

If I absolutely need a car for a day or so I hire one.

[jbrain]

Get one buy one free = Buy one get one free

Buy one get one for free = pay for 21/2 but get only 2

[lemoncake]

Everyone in Pattaya who drives a truck or CUV is an idiot. = I have no money can't afford one, walk everywhere so just slag the folk off who have what I want to make me feel better.

The green eyed monster is never far away in Pattaya city.

I Like to know where to buy CUV? and how much it cost?

[lemoncake]

This my friend= just met 10 mins ago

This my best friend=know each other for a few days

This my sister=know each other for over 1 week

I love my family=you must pay me and pay for the entire parasite network

My family number 1 for me= no matter how much you pay, you will always come last

I love my brother, he good man= pay for brother and his wife.

My papa do not know i stay Pattaya=hardcore hooker

Me not lady bar=will cost double

If i not like you i not stay with you= i am only with you because you pay me

Mama, Papa, baby sick, must go for take care= give me money, other customer or boyfriend in town, will be back if you give enough

Friend me forget key room, must go open door= have short time customer

Me come pattaya for take care family me= be prepared to buy a pick up and a house and she will still screw your best mate

[Phronesis]

Love (noun) ~Feminine Form~ Periodic sexual acts performed in exchange for money or gold.

Usage: I love you.

Love (noun) ~Masculine Form~ Periodic acts of fiscal stupidity performed in exchange for sex.

Usage: I love you.

[doggie888888]

Please dress politely = no singlet, no shorts, no dirty flip flops, no stinky armpits and definitely leave last night's friend and her /his/its come-eff-me costume at home.

[doggie888888]

Security guard = man with whistle who lets every man and his dog in; often napping, getting drunk or staring into space. Extent of training: how to salute. Zero ability to differentiate housewife from burglar.

[Phronesis]

Borrow (transitive verb) To keep forever without any intent to return to provider.

Usage: Can I borrow 1000 baht?

[Rajab Al Zarahni]

Car park attendant = Obsessive- compulsive,frustrated, Gestapo Major wanabee.

[talahtnut]

I want chicken go angit.....Iwant a ticket to go to england

You make pizza for me......Get me a viza

I want clowgate.................I like kareoke

You ting tong....................You are nuts

[FDog]

Darling lets go to the bar

Solly, lobat

What?

LOBAT cannot

What are you talking about.

LOOOBAT, have low battery, sleep, cannot go.

[manarak]

I scare of samitom = Thunderstorms scare me

ka-wow same same raven but different = the asian koen is similar to a raven

[Asiacat]

Farang Keeniow = This guy has wised up.

Draft beer 50 baht = we also expect you to buy a 130 baht lady drink and leave a 20 baht tip.

You Cheap Charlie = You have sussed me out.

[doggie888888]

International music festival = display of pattaya planning ability at its best with guaranteed chaos, traffic jams and probably a shooting or two. All for some c grade acts that makes karaoke seem like a night at the opera.

[Gone]

Hello Dak-Ling