Carry this form on we'll be having the title sown up by xmas.

Sorry lads but I can't help thinking you have blown your Sterling jackpot on Benteke. Once you've paid off QPR you only have a few bob left of that 44mil

as the most popular,controversial contribitor to T.V. footy forum, heres a update on sterlings loot,and old man bentekes t/f deal

according to my beautiful scousers sources ,l/pol only paid up front 16 mil (half t/f fee)the remainder is to be paid over his contract period

leave it up to you, what to make of it

its a very bright cash strapped afternoon to all my admirers

Sorry lads but I can't help thinking you have blown your Sterling jackpot on Benteke. Once you've paid off QPR you only have a few bob left of that 44mil

as the most popular,controversial contribitor to T.V. footy forum, heres a update on sterlings loot,and old man bentekes t/f deal

according to my beautiful scousers sources ,l/pol only paid up front 16 mil (half t/f fee)the remainder is to be paid over his contract period

leave it up to you, what to make of it

its a very bright cash strapped afternoon to all my admirers

Oh to be present during those transfer negotiations......

Come off it carms...you giggle like a twelve year old girl after a few pints.....you'd have had to be gagged after the first five minutes!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sportsignings/status/623567029124091904

He's here.......hooray.

^Needs to sort his treads out! Shocking!!

<21's won 6:0 against Waterford Utd......Dunn, McLaughlin, Canos, Hart and Yesil (2) with the goals

Here's the goals

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yt1ke_goals-waterford-0-6-liverpool-u21s_sport

<21's beat UCD 2-1. Not bad against a team playing in Europa League qualifiers. Brannagan (now over the illness that cost him a tour place) and Yesil with the goals

Goals vid

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yt0gr_goals-ucd-1-2-liverpool-u21s_sport

Come off it carms...you giggle like a twelve year old girl after a few pints.....you'd have had to be gagged after the first five minutes!

Yep at 49m and 200 a week i'd have copped an injury.

Reckon Sterlings realistic sale price was 25m and 100w wages. But then again, a player is only worth what City will pay for them!

Its just a &lt;deleted&gt; insane deal.

Not even official yet...and the Tiny Totts guys have both legged it already #forsmokiesbenefit #bottledit

Hope for your sakes guys that Brendan is just overly tired from summer tour travel.

Describing how excited he is with the array of signings on Beeb this morning he was doing a great impression of a manic depressive.

Young tourists (plus Toure/Sakho) are playing local Malaysian side in unannounced fixture in advance of tomorrow's game. Currently 1-0, Chiravella with the goal after a couple of minutes. Edit....3-0 Markovic and Ojo.

Looks like tomorrow's team will be similar to the Adelaide game.

The hour long game finished 7-0...Ings hat trick and Teixeira (from 40 yds) rounded off the scoring #glorifiedtrainingsession

How about this twatter?

ArmHead @adeelarmhead

What we want: Aubameyang, Lacazette, Pjanic What we'll get: Ings, Benteke, Milner

6:53 AM - 27 May 2015

Starting to dribble now : https://youtu.be/IEmUOjePdNg

Sturridge that is, not me.

I have been Known to dribble a few times in my pants.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Smudge1962/status/624323289180082177/video/1

Boss.

Liverpool fc 7-0 Felda united

Ha ha.

Practice match against a local team. Ings bagged a hatrick. Looks like it was a young team put out.

Nike moving in on kit deal when NB contract ends!

That's quite a roof we've got there'

Someone forgot to tell these bellends it's a friendly. Some overzealous tackling got on.

Absolute cracking goal from Ibe. Could have done with Benteke, there's been that many crosses. Lovren still looks suspect.

The Aussie commentator on BEin Sports has no idea..

Slow game, bad pitch, players looking more like they want to get back on the plane home than be in Malaysia.

Cracker from Ibe !

Slow game, bad pitch, players looking more like they want to get back on the plane home than be in Malaysia.

Cracker from Ibe !

Ibe and Clyne down the right are geling well already, looking forward to seeing them play together. Going on tour performances Ibe should start the season.

Lovren is a worry, he just doesn't look up to the task. The sooner Gomez and Sakho pair up in the middle the better. Though I think Gomez will be playing left back this season and Moreno back up, sub, change of tactic, Europe etc

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke &lt;deleted&gt;

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke &lt;deleted&gt;

Benteke is &lt;deleted&gt; Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

I wish Bob wouldn't post when he's pissed.

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

Bottoms up and happy landings Bob.

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

I wish Bob wouldn't post when he's pissed.

Afternoon Bobby, hows the head ?

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

i can't work out what tune this song is to. is it blame it on the boogie?

Another signing?

Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall.

Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him.

Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!!

I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English

Benteke good

Benteke real good against us

Benteke bad for you

I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet

Benteke could be bad for you

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke strong

Benteke only good in Benteke team

Benteke <deleted>

Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll

How many Bentekes before you realise?

i can't work out what tune this song is to. is it blame it on the boogie?

Think fast talking Chinese fella in a broken English.....a bit like this bloke when he was angry at Piggsy