kurtramsbottom Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Carry this form on we'll be having the title sown up by xmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evenstevens Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Sorry lads but I can't help thinking you have blown your Sterling jackpot on Benteke. Once you've paid off QPR you only have a few bob left of that 44mil as the most popular,controversial contribitor to T.V. footy forum, heres a update on sterlings loot,and old man bentekes t/f deal according to my beautiful scousers sources ,l/pol only paid up front 16 mil (half t/f fee)the remainder is to be paid over his contract period leave it up to you, what to make of it its a very bright cash strapped afternoon to all my admirers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Sorry lads but I can't help thinking you have blown your Sterling jackpot on Benteke. Once you've paid off QPR you only have a few bob left of that 44mil as the most popular,controversial contribitor to T.V. footy forum, heres a update on sterlings loot,and old man bentekes t/f deal according to my beautiful scousers sources ,l/pol only paid up front 16 mil (half t/f fee)the remainder is to be paid over his contract period leave it up to you, what to make of it its a very bright cash strapped afternoon to all my admirers Oh to be present during those transfer negotiations...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Come off it carms...you giggle like a twelve year old girl after a few pints.....you'd have had to be gagged after the first five minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 https://mobile.twitter.com/Sportsignings/status/623567029124091904 He's here.......hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 ^Needs to sort his treads out! Shocking!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 <21's won 6:0 against Waterford Utd......Dunn, McLaughlin, Canos, Hart and Yesil (2) with the goals Here's the goals http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yt1ke_goals-waterford-0-6-liverpool-u21s_sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 <21's beat UCD 2-1. Not bad against a team playing in Europa League qualifiers. Brannagan (now over the illness that cost him a tour place) and Yesil with the goals Goals vid http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yt0gr_goals-ucd-1-2-liverpool-u21s_sport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Come off it carms...you giggle like a twelve year old girl after a few pints.....you'd have had to be gagged after the first five minutes! Yep at 49m and 200 a week i'd have copped an injury. Reckon Sterlings realistic sale price was 25m and 100w wages. But then again, a player is only worth what City will pay for them! Its just a <deleted> insane deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Not even official yet...and the Tiny Totts guys have both legged it already #forsmokiesbenefit #bottledit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SantiSuk Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Hope for your sakes guys that Brendan is just overly tired from summer tour travel. Describing how excited he is with the array of signings on Beeb this morning he was doing a great impression of a manic depressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Young tourists (plus Toure/Sakho) are playing local Malaysian side in unannounced fixture in advance of tomorrow's game. Currently 1-0, Chiravella with the goal after a couple of minutes. Edit....3-0 Markovic and Ojo. Looks like tomorrow's team will be similar to the Adelaide game. Edited July 23, 2015 by wilai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 The hour long game finished 7-0...Ings hat trick and Teixeira (from 40 yds) rounded off the scoring #glorifiedtrainingsession Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 How about this twatter? ArmHead @adeelarmhead What we want: Aubameyang, Lacazette, Pjanic What we'll get: Ings, Benteke, Milner 6:53 AM - 27 May 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) Starting to dribble now : https://youtu.be/IEmUOjePdNg Sturridge that is, not me. I have been Known to dribble a few times in my pants. Edited July 23, 2015 by longstebe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 https://mobile.twitter.com/Smudge1962/status/624323289180082177/video/1 Boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Liverpool fc 7-0 Felda united Ha ha. Practice match against a local team. Ings bagged a hatrick. Looks like it was a young team put out. Edited July 24, 2015 by longstebe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Nike moving in on kit deal when NB contract ends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilai Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 That's quite a roof we've got there' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Someone forgot to tell these bellends it's a friendly. Some overzealous tackling got on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Absolute cracking goal from Ibe. Could have done with Benteke, there's been that many crosses. Lovren still looks suspect. The Aussie commentator on BEin Sports has no idea.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Slow game, bad pitch, players looking more like they want to get back on the plane home than be in Malaysia. Cracker from Ibe ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Slow game, bad pitch, players looking more like they want to get back on the plane home than be in Malaysia. Cracker from Ibe ! Ibe and Clyne down the right are geling well already, looking forward to seeing them play together. Going on tour performances Ibe should start the season. Lovren is a worry, he just doesn't look up to the task. The sooner Gomez and Sakho pair up in the middle the better. Though I think Gomez will be playing left back this season and Moreno back up, sub, change of tactic, Europe etc 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 (edited) Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern English Benteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? Edited July 24, 2015 by BangrakBob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfieconn Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern EnglishBenteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? I wish Bob wouldn't post when he's pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carmine Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern EnglishBenteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? Bottoms up and happy landings Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfieconn Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern EnglishBenteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? I wish Bob wouldn't post when he's pissed. Afternoon Bobby, hows the head ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieH Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern EnglishBenteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? i can't work out what tune this song is to. is it blame it on the boogie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtramsbottom Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Another signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangrakBob Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 Benteke's a very good striker. Caused us nightmares up at Villa. But unless Rodgers has a plan to change your game to suit him he'll be left in no man's land so i'll reserve judgement until we see what he does but it doesn't bode well to me and unless Rodgers makes this signing work it may well be his downfall. Put simply, he's a better version of Lambert. A very good powerful target but he can't pass. Few of his strengths mould in with Rodgers philosophy and its going to be a case of Liverpool having to adapt to him to make it work. Can't be right. He's not good enough to have a side adapted to him. Its be tried before and failed and i see little rational to suggest a better version will make that much of a difference. To keep trying the same thing over again when its failed is madness!! I'll summarise how this translates in Northern EnglishBenteke good Benteke real good against us Benteke bad for you I'm not saying Benteke good or bad yet Benteke could be bad for you Benteke <deleted> Benteke strong Benteke only good in Benteke team Benteke <deleted> Benteke is <deleted> Andy Carroll How many Bentekes before you realise? i can't work out what tune this song is to. is it blame it on the boogie? Think fast talking Chinese fella in a broken English.....a bit like this bloke when he was angry at Piggsy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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