The Solution

[swissie]

Much to my regret, there seems to emerge a split ex-pat community in Thailand:

The ones that have plenty of it and the ones that don't have plenty of it (Money that is). The ones that have, (I don't care about exchange-rates), usually disperse advice to the ones that "don't have" in terms of: If you don't have the money to live here "go home"!

To avoid an exodus of farangs for such trivial reasons as having "not enough money", I did some intensive polling among Farangs of the "no have" segment as to what to do, to enable them a further stay in Thailand.

- One "old hand" came up with a solution: The "haves" should employ the "no haves" as sex-slaves for the whole family! Work for food and lodging.

Can't really go wrong with that, because most of them are always adressed with "Hello sexy man !!!"

Cheers.

PS: Advised to look up terms like "sarcasm, black humor", etc. Wipikedia if you will, before posting.

[Jingthing]

Nice work if you can get it?

[BookMan]

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

[Jingthing]

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

[BookMan]

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

[StreetCowboy]

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

You're a Mac man?

(as opposed to a

)

SC

Edited May 1, 2013 by StreetCowboy

[NanLaew]

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

[BookMan]

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

[StreetCowboy]

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

I prefer not to go out bare-headed.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

SC

Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves

[shaggy1969]

What would be the job title on the work permit?

[BookMan]

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

I prefer not to go out bare-headed.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

SC

Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves

Just a hat will get me ahead?

[soi41]

Is it just me, or is this topic, just plain embarrassing ??

[swissie]

What would be the job title on the work permit?

At first I thought of "maid" or "in-house-english-teacher", But no:

- Would probably go under "good-house-spirit" with a little ghost-house in the front yard, dedicated to me and my personal ghosts.

As far as I know, ghosts in general, don't have to pay taxes in Thailand.

Cheers.

[Honkie]

The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ?

BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ?

[yourauntbob]

If your happy with the money and lifestyle you have here, then all the other expats can go suck on a lemon

[swissie]

As expected.

I elevate myself to a global moderator.

= Thread closed !

Cheers.

[IvanLaw]

The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ?

BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ?

Elevate it if on credit

(Higher perches)

or

Remove its teeth,

It will then suck seed

Getting me coat now