Much to my regret, there seems to emerge a split ex-pat community in Thailand:

The ones that have plenty of it and the ones that don't have plenty of it (Money that is). The ones that have, (I don't care about exchange-rates), usually disperse advice to the ones that "don't have" in terms of: If you don't have the money to live here "go home"!

To avoid an exodus of farangs for such trivial reasons as having "not enough money", I did some intensive polling among Farangs of the "no have" segment as to what to do, to enable them a further stay in Thailand.

- One "old hand" came up with a solution: The "haves" should employ the "no haves" as sex-slaves for the whole family! Work for food and lodging.

Can't really go wrong with that, because most of them are always adressed with "Hello sexy man !!!"

Cheers.

PS: Advised to look up terms like "sarcasm, black humor", etc. Wipikedia if you will, before posting.

Nice work if you can get it?

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

Nice work if you can get it?

I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up

I don't do windows. Just so you know.

You're a Mac man?

(as opposed to a

)

SC

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

I prefer not to go out bare-headed.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

SC

Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves

What would be the job title on the work permit?

So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head.

Nothing ugly here

I prefer not to go out bare-headed.

If you want to get ahead, get a hat.

SC

Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves

Just a hat will get me ahead?

Is it just me, or is this topic, just plain embarrassing ??

What would be the job title on the work permit?

At first I thought of "maid" or "in-house-english-teacher", But no:

- Would probably go under "good-house-spirit" with a little ghost-house in the front yard, dedicated to me and my personal ghosts.

As far as I know, ghosts in general, don't have to pay taxes in Thailand.

Cheers.

The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ?

BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ?

If your happy with the money and lifestyle you have here, then all the other expats can go suck on a lemon

As expected.

I elevate myself to a global moderator.

= Thread closed !

Cheers.

The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ?

BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ?

Elevate it if on credit

(Higher perches)

or

Remove its teeth,

It will then suck seed

Getting me coat now