swissie Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Much to my regret, there seems to emerge a split ex-pat community in Thailand: The ones that have plenty of it and the ones that don't have plenty of it (Money that is). The ones that have, (I don't care about exchange-rates), usually disperse advice to the ones that "don't have" in terms of: If you don't have the money to live here "go home"! To avoid an exodus of farangs for such trivial reasons as having "not enough money", I did some intensive polling among Farangs of the "no have" segment as to what to do, to enable them a further stay in Thailand. - One "old hand" came up with a solution: The "haves" should employ the "no haves" as sex-slaves for the whole family! Work for food and lodging. Can't really go wrong with that, because most of them are always adressed with "Hello sexy man !!!" Cheers. PS: Advised to look up terms like "sarcasm, black humor", etc. Wipikedia if you will, before posting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nice work if you can get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nice work if you can get it? I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nice work if you can get it? I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up I don't do windows. Just so you know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Nice work if you can get it? I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up I don't do windows. Just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 (edited) Nice work if you can get it? I think you told us you were unemployable mate, dont start getting your hopes up I don't do windows. Just so you know. You're a Mac man? (as opposed to a )SC Edited May 1, 2013 by StreetCowboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head. Nothing ugly here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head. Nothing ugly here I prefer not to go out bare-headed. If you want to get ahead, get a hat. SC Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy1969 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 What would be the job title on the work permit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookMan Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 So once again, penile servitude rears it's ugly head. Nothing ugly here I prefer not to go out bare-headed. If you want to get ahead, get a hat. SC Crivvens, man, atleast ye're no' still gaun'on aboottheygloves Just a hat will get me ahead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soi41 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 Is it just me, or is this topic, just plain embarrassing ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted May 1, 2013 Author Share Posted May 1, 2013 What would be the job title on the work permit? At first I thought of "maid" or "in-house-english-teacher", But no: - Would probably go under "good-house-spirit" with a little ghost-house in the front yard, dedicated to me and my personal ghosts. As far as I know, ghosts in general, don't have to pay taxes in Thailand. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honkie Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ? BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 If your happy with the money and lifestyle you have here, then all the other expats can go suck on a lemon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted May 1, 2013 Author Share Posted May 1, 2013 As expected. I elevate myself to a global moderator. = Thread closed ! Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IvanLaw Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ? BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ? Elevate it if on credit (Higher perches) or Remove its teeth, It will then suck seed Getting me coat now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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