I don't know what the heck you're on about. is that normal?

some say so...others just confused

I think I'm confused...

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

So wait! who was confused when?

And Why?

HBD! DSK!

KYO!

TLW!

someone is confused ??

I am not confused (don't let the permanently dazed look

fool you , it's just a front) but I am beginning to be

concerned about 2 things.

1) The spread of personality cults as witnessed by the

number of threads about people. Thought this sort

of thing was limited to an Australian juvenile and

as the wolf man said "won't be long" (if you missed

that post you missed something).

2) The obsession with finding acronyms synonymous

with human genitalia.

Get a grip on yourselves.

Some first year psychiatry student is going to come

across this forum and write it up which will be bad

for Thailand's image and make the baht collapse

again.

No , on second thoughts , carry on as you are.

Is that spread contagious ?

And how would Wolf man know if it is long or not ?

whats spreading? confusion? it seems to be a recent fnme... fonmo.... phoemn...... phemon..... it just started.

It has actually been going on a long time.

At least since the USA had a president who could think.

And it is extremely contagious.

Do not leave your abode without a plastic bag over your head.

You have been warned.

Don't forget to cut eye-slits in your carrier bag - don't want to walk into a lampost!

Don't forget to cut eye-slits in your carrier bag - don't want to walk into a lampost!

Use a clear plastic bag stoopid.

Jeez.

Do you think he just walked down the

street with a black plastic bin-bag on

his head ?

Can you believe some people.

Shouldn't be allowed out on their own.

So, if it's clear - why would I be using it to cover my face - not much much of a disguise!

So, if it's clear - why would I be using it to cover my face - not much much of a disguise!

Jeez I don't believe what I'm reading here.

It was to protect you from contamination ,

not protect the world from your ugliness

problem.

Did I read that you were going to uni ?

Can you get in with an IQ of 35.

Jeez I'll try !

Meanwhile , you are probably contaminated

by now and will probably have to be hunted

down and destroyed.

Do you think the radiation caused my male pattern baldness?

Do you think the radiation caused my male pattern baldness?

If your missus has asked you to shave down there

this is OK , sign of a healthy relationship but :

Don't use a cut throat razor

Don't do it in the morning when your hands are

shaking.

Wear your glasses so you don't mistake your

willy for a pimple.

How do you know I wear glasses?

Are you stalking me?

What am I doing now?

How do you know I wear glasses?

Are you stalking me?

What am I doing now?

No I'm not stalking you.

Just had some really weird calls from

these American types who said something

about "Centre for disease control".

They seemed to know all about you.

Hang on the phones ringing.....

<deleted> is a stealth bomber ?

Maybe you should get out of the house like NOW!

Ha Ha - that's how much you know.

I live in a flat!

Ha Ha - that's how much you know.

I live in a flat!

You think they care.

Tell your neighbours they are about to

become collateral damage.

As I said I know little , I only tell you

what they tell me.

Maybe it's B/S but don't blame me if

it's not.

Nice to have known you.

Another life maybe.

I'm ready now!

I'm ready now!

Actually maybe you can stand down.

Obviously the NSA and other acronyms

were following our conversation and got

their wires a little bit crossed.

Result , I've just had an unexploded

cruise missile land on my balcony.

Any idea where I could dispose of it.

I must have some value , not many

dents in it that I can see.

I could try E-bay but it would have

to be "buyer collect" as it is one

heavy mother.

Maybe Boonmee has someone who can make it disappear

Maybe Boonmee has someone who can make it disappear

Maybe Boon Mee has someone who can make

him disappear.

Can but dream.

Don't tell him I said that.

I'll tell him myself.

The Top 20 Myths of Science

The Top 20 Myths of Science

So your pals in the American acronyms

told you we been talking about you.

Mornin' Boonie.

Beer Side Effect

Beer Side Effect

you gotta stop posting pics of yourself, this isn't a dating service.

BTW, good morning to ya, if it's morning where you are, if not, have a beer.

BTW, good morning to ya, if it's morning where you are, if not, have a beer.

Mornin'

And it is.... so, one more coffee I think ..... beer, much,much later

I had enough beer on saturday to do me til christmas