Gun Vs Woman

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TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE A GUN INSTEAD OF A WOMAN

#10.) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9.) You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on

the road.

#8.) If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let

you try it out a few times.

#7.) Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a

backup.

#6.) Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5.) A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4.) Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3.) A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2.) A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1.) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN..

[suegha]

Very funny...

[Chopper]

#1.) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN..

Agreed. Still working on a solution for the Mrs.