Scurrilous

Abusive

Overpriced-Druggist

Over-rice

Egg-Foo-Yung

(And, naturally, Abuse, Drug-Abuse. Abusvie, abusive of ones customer, Overpriced-Druggist)

(No matter what the dish, if it is not over rice, then this is not Thailand, and I do not eat nothin without it being on top of rice.)

Curry (Edwina)

(sincere apologies for my depraved fantasies )

Major

Curried-Favors

(not majors favors)

There really should be a 'u' in that.

Napkin.

(work that one out)

Nupkin

Sleepkith (worth (work that out (when needing nap) that out?)

A nupkin is a pre-nup written on a napkin.

Sleepkith only exists as a word in your world.

Next word.

Pretentiousness.

eraser

Erasure

Gillette

(no editing ^ ^)

scraped

cold...

rolled (The steel in the Gillette is cold rolled, and scrapes along the surface of the skin.)

My BiL works in a Foundry ...

Polished

Smelt

Fished

Out

Barren ...

Shrew

Taming ...

Lion

Thai-wife?

(No, definitely not. ((American wife, definitely yes.) Chinese wife, Yes, Yes Yes))

Tee Rak

T-Rex

Good 'N' Heavy? (DiRak & T-Rex, both Good And Heavy!)(Oh, wait! I thought you said DiNak)(Or, did you say NaRak?)