Popular Post Robby nz Posted September 18, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2013 Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year oldwhite male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The nextday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewdand lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way homefrom a drinking session when he decided to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin issoft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least Ithought there wasn't anyone around' he stated.Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, pickedout a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. 'Guess I was really into it, youknow?' he commented with evident embarrassment.In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approachingpolice car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylorapproached the side of his car.'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'Iwalked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approachedLawrence ..'I said: 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with apumpkin??'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he lookedme straight in the face and said:'A pumpkin?Shit ... is it midnight already?'The court (and the judge) could not contain their mirth.The Washington Post wrote an article describing this as'Best come-back line ever.' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onthemoon Posted September 20, 2013 Share Posted September 20, 2013 Nice but old. Here and here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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