I will be a millionaire soon!

[bluebellpepper]

Anti-terrorist and monetary crimes division
FBI headquarters Washington dc
Federal bureau of investigation j.edgar Hoover building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001


Attention: fund beneficiary,

We believe this notification meets you in a good state of mind and health. we the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, dc in conjunction with some other relevant investigation agencies here in the united states of America have recently been informed through our global intelligence monitoring network that the sum of $10.500,000.00, has been transferred to a bank bearing your name as the beneficiary.

You are being contacted by the FBI anti terrorist and monetary crimes division because the fund was transferred without proper documentations to prove that the fund is not related to terrorist or money laundering activities.

for security reasons and due to the level of terrorist / money laundering activities going on here in the united states, you are mandated to obtain the legal wiring dist document so as to prove to us that you are not related to terrorist or money laundering activities.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this transaction as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed you as the rightful beneficiary of the said amount of $10.500, 000.00.

warning: you will be arrested for money laundering/ terrorism if the needed documents are not obtained within 48 hours, we will also close your bank account and jail you, and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI if found guilty as charged.

To this regards, you are advised to get back to us immediately for instructions on how to obtain the legal documents.

Finally, you are expected to have the clearance document obtain at a fee of usd five hundred and fifty ($550) from where the fund originated from to have you and your fund cleared. Only then shall we release your fund as clean money devoid of any illegality and the funds will be legally credited into your account with immediate effect.

Note: the said amount of $10.500, 000.00 will be released into any account of your choice upon the confirmation of the needed documents from you.
Contact us for further instruction on how to obtain the required legal document.


Yours faithfully,

Special agent Vincent B. Lisi,
On behalf of the FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III
Phone +1 202 455 4923

Oh please... get a life and stop this (Nigerian?) bs.

[HeijoshinCool]

No, that really is the FBI.

With the shutdown, they're short on funds.

[apetley]

I totally believed it until I saw they spelt Edgar with a lower case 'e', idiots!

[chrisinth]

I've heard of this Special agent Vincent B. Lisi before; hope all your paperwork is in order.....................

Bin your Facebook account immediately....................

[Crossy]

No Thai connection, unless the email originated here rather than Nigeria.