David48 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Quotable Quotes - the best You've Read ... Sometimes I read a post, kick back and think well said ... I am not sure it is isolated to certain communities around the world, but individuals within communities, the usual shout of Isaan, goes up like a clarion call of slip fielders in the hope of getting a group "like", however there isn't much wrong with a request, no matter how close the society. What I find even more disturbing, is that you cannot ask a neighbour for a glass of milk, society going forward like a collapsed scrum on continuous loop. "goes up like a clarion call of slip fielders in the hope of getting a group "like" Mr Finn ... I salute you. Let's have some quality posting that you've read on the Forum. Only one request ... don't post your own words! Share the Crème de la Crème . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktm jeff Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Quote i recently saw , about food , contained the line that the dish had "a suspicion of cracked black pepper". SUPERB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suradit69 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Quite a few years ago there was an article in the Pattaya Weekly Mail about someone apprehended by the police. The newspaper pointed out that the miscreant would likely face a lengthy period of "penile servitude." I suppose, depending on his cell mate(s), that might be an apt prediction. And then there's this: By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.- Socrates Edited October 17, 2013 by Suradit69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang62 Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 "Every time you wake up ask yourself "What good things am I going to do today?" Remember that when the sun goes down at sunset, it will take a part of your life with it." —Native American proverb If given "the right to remain silent" ... You might want to take it ~ However,if you remain silent too long .... You might become part of the problem ~ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newatthis Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 "Look to the future because that's where you'll spend the rest of your life" George Burns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share Posted October 24, 2013 I liked this recent one for StreetCowboy ... I think McDonalds represents American culture - mass production, consumerism, the power of big business and consistency across the country and the world. It's the coca cola of restaurants. SC "McDonalds ... It's the Coca Cola of restaurants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 (edited) "I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe" "Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth" "If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself" Edited October 25, 2013 by chrisinth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits" "A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it" "Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning" "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it" "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed" "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not" Not only was Albert Einstein clever at maths & formulas, he was also highly intelligent as the last couple of posts show. I would call him a man who based his life on common sense, something that is greatly needed in most walks of life................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rsquared Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 "for once you have tasted flight, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will long to return." Leonardo Da Vinci Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 Many of the sex workers I've engaged in conversation ... ... I've never read it worded as that before ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travel2003 Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Agree with OP, let's see what we enjoy in posts here on TV, since we can always import Billions from the net somewhere. Have seen some amazing comments over the years, which made me actually truly laugh out loud (not only the emoticon). One I never forget is in the thread "Massage In Bathrooms": "endure" wrote: All you have to do is turn round and ask 'you boom boom long time?' while you whiz all over his shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldChinaHam Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 A bird in hand is the same worth as your hand in the bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocN Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 "If you don't like it here- go home!" ...and the likes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 25, 2013 Author Share Posted November 25, 2013 Written in a current thread about a elderly man robbed ... Blaming the many victims for what's happening here is a bit like Nelson putting his telescope to his blind eye and saying "I see no ships". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Written in response to this OP ... Looking for a Thai girl friend who is a genuine orphan no mum or dad, kids or any relatives what so ever early 40s O.K not fat, do any exist in in Thailand, they must be worth their weight in gold. You'll be struggling to find an orphan who's dad owns a brewery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 Written in response to this OP ... My Issan ex (height 145cm), called me today from 'home' with some concern. Apparently, several people in her village have told her that when they look at her, they cannot see her head! Quick, get her to a go-go bar and photograph her. Then you can rewrite the famous NY Post headline: Headless woman found in topless bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiangMike Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 13, 2014 Author Share Posted May 13, 2014 Can't say who posted this but ... You can pick your nose but not your family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeandduke Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 "I spent a lot of money on birds, fast cars and booze. The rest I just squandered." -- George Best. Correct me if I have that wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Som wat Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Behind every smile is an angry Thai." "Thais don't park, they just stop driving." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 On a lighter note ... Never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you do criticise him you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 ... the problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted May 19, 2014 Share Posted May 19, 2014 "I'm harder than a diamond in an ice storm". Ricky Bobby, Talladega Nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkup2000 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 The lil squirter at my 7/11 is absolutely gorgeous and would make for a fantastic addition to my marital work bench, sadly the missus tell me she is not a lesbian so am trying to come up with a work around for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AhFarangJa Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 Watching a snooker match on tv in the early seventies....quote......."I believe he will try to pot the brown, for those of you with black and white television it is the one nearest the blue" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strikingsunset Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 " Living with a thai woman is like looking after an exotic fish" Loved this quote on a forum posting some months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razzler1973 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 I remember Chris Rock said that 'Women can't go back in terms of lifestyle and men can't go backwards in terms of sex' .. I actually think that's pretty astute "People that say money doesn't buy happiness don't know where to go shopping" - David Lee Roth. Always makes me smile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 16, 2014 Author Share Posted June 16, 2014 . Oh my! Your posting style reminds me of a 7 watt light globe. Not terribly bright and it struggles to achieve any purpose. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 The ones that make me smile in the news threads are where somebody posts " Thats your opinion. The fact is....." and then proceeds to post their opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 17, 2014 Author Share Posted June 17, 2014 This guy is a gift who keeps on giving ... When I was told I was 'fat' I don't think the poster meant that I was a lump of congealed cooking waste. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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