FangFerang Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I have a good Thai woman, kind and gentle and sweet to me. But she has NEVER farted...awake or asleep. Am I imaging things? Anyone else notice this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjj Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Isn't that unhealthy? Tell her to relax and trump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckd Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 She is doing her part to support man (or woman) made global warming by not releasing methane gas into the atmosphere. My wife tries but sometimes when she thinks I am asleep, she will let a little one sneak out. It's those silent ones that are the deadly ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Give it time she will! My wife has no problem releasing ( not in company), usually followed by a little giggle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) Did you meet her in Stepford? Have you taken her to Stepford since you met her? Edited October 23, 2013 by impulse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Robert Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Thai women can't fart (dtot). An order from a15th century leader from Isaan, Khun Men, who had a sensitive sense of smell decreed that all farting girl infants would be dashed upon the rocks, thus beginning the evolution of women into a fartless society. It took nearly 200 years before the fart free woman became the norm. So Thai women can no longer break wind, cut one, cut the cheese, pass gas, rip one, toot. The anal ahem, back door breeze, blowing the butt bugle, bottom burp is long gone. The female fart is dead, long live the fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachproperty Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Sorry don't know your wife and haven't been around her...so I don't know if she farts or not...Is that a problem, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tywais Posted October 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2013 Just when I thought TV was running out of new material. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post wayned Posted October 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2013 My wife farted the other day when she was lighting the gas cooker in the gazebo. I heard a loud bang and eventually had to get the ladder to get her down from the tree and sweep up the dead bugs all over the floor! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I agree Tywais, "it may have mentioned in passing", but as some have noted, everyday is a new day somewhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Just when I thought TV was running out of new material. I'm pretty sure this thread is proof positive that TV has run out of new material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loptr Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Thai women fart, you just can't tell because it comes out of their ears, not their arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I have a good Thai woman, kind and gentle and sweet to me. But she has NEVER farted...awake or asleep. Am I imaging things? Anyone else notice this? One day she will release all that pent up gas and let rip. It will be heard all across the Kingdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct99q Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 farting costs you extra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kikoman Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 My wife has never heard me fart, as I hold it and go into the rest room to released it. Just my way and works for me. Cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Just when I thought TV was running out of new material. Don't worry mate I've got a shitload I'm keeping in reserve.What do you fancy, " My Thai neighbour smells of Gorgonzola and has stolen my washing line", "What's the correct spark plug gap for a 1999 Honda Wave and does it need a visa?" or " The police came to my house the other day and demanded to see my work permit for my collection of Perry Como records - what should I do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpofc Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 It's a poor seaman wot cannot handle his shipmate's breath. - CPOGI Derek Berry Circa 1979. never let a new and original topic go to waste....... this first reared its ugly head on the web a few years ago... get some tissues ready before you play the vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_U5f8k5V1U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisB87 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Mine farts about twice a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it ..... Do beans on toast for breaky and run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazygreg44 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 i took over her share in farting , long ago. The today's onions and peas in my Khao Pad have helped along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 When there are only two of you in the room and you ask 'did you do that?' and she says 'no', one of you is not being completely honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cpofc Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 and since I am now an old bloke, some of you whipper snappers may not have seen this - Arguably the most famous Fart Scene of all time. Mel Brooks' 1974 Movie 'Blazing Saddles' Had my wife rolling around the floor when she saw it. No real need for Sub-Titles either, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchaismith Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 A woman who doesn't fart with her husband, is holding something back and not being totally honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeThePoster Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 It's always the dog, never the lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 It's always the dog, never the lady.'It was the dog, tirak''I've told you before honey, we don't own a dog' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gulfsailor Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Sounds like she is not fully confident around you (yet). They say it takes on average a month before a woman will show her face without make-up to a new boyfriend (providing she normally always wears it). Farting may take a bit longer, whereas pooping with the door open or hubby in the bathroom with her, takes even longer. My girlfriend and I passed all above stages a long time ago. The best conversations actually take place when she's pooping. Prevents her from walking of and ignoring me! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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