Popular Post Tywais Posted October 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2013 Last night I saw a new pair of slacks on a hanger my wife bought. She saw me looking at them and asked me if I thought they were pretty. I nearly asked 'are they big enough' but a second of clarity stopped me and saved me from the aftermath. Anyone else have an 'interesting' anecdote which nearly got you into hot water with the wife/gf but at the last second thought better of it? Just a bit of fun, nothing serious allowed. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeijoshinCool Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Dang, I really wanted to answer this. I've given it twenty minutes of thought, but can't even remember my last moment of clarity, let alone why I had it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mancub Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Once I almost said to the Mrs " Go on then , here are the keys ....you drive ." She can't drive , but it wouldn't have stopped her trying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post theblether Posted October 23, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 23, 2013 Alrighty, I will have a go....... Back in April in a noisy restaurant my ex thought I asked her to marry me.....she said you must go speak to my Mom, I said why must I go speak to your Mom, she said to arrange all about the marriage. What marriage I said, she said me and you.........and I nearly said...... You must be mad to think I would marry you...... What I actually said was, no I did not ask you to marry me, when I do, it will be very romantic, not like this. Big smile. The table was full of knives, bottles glasses and the like, she had too many weapons to hand. I might be daft but Im not stupid. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I almost told her I'd increased my credit card limit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJP Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Never been able to stop myself, brain's too slow, hence why I'm always in trouble with someone. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Dang, I really wanted to answer this. I've given it twenty minutes of thought, but can't even remember my last moment of clarity, let alone why I had it. Given it slightly less thought, but I am struggling to recall the last time I managed to stop myself saying something completely dumb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 I used to do house renovations and had two Gay customers they were great fun but one day they asked me about tiling the bathroom floor or doing a laminate, I said if you tile it and it leaks under "your buggered" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Thai Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Alrighty, I will have a go....... Back in April in a noisy restaurant my ex thought I asked her to marry me.....she said you must go speak to my Mom, I said why must I go speak to your Mom, she said to arrange all about the marriage. What marriage I said, she said me and you.........and I nearly said...... You must be mad to think I would marry you...... What I actually said was, no I did not ask you to marry me, when I do, it will be very romantic, not like this. Big smile. The table was full of knives, bottles glasses and the like, she had too many weapons to hand. I might be daft but Im not stupid. Tell the truth The Blether. You were twisted drunk. You said "Will you carry me". She thought you said, "Will you marry me". That's when the trouble started. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABCer Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Dang, I really wanted to answer this. I've given it twenty minutes of thought, but can't even remember my last moment of clarity, let alone why I had it. A man seeing a young lady in super tight jeans says - Wow! How anybody can get into such tight pants?! - Only after a Restaurant and prepayment, - says she back... Note. Prepayment, - nothing reinforces the trust in humanity better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 (edited) My wife had arranged to meet a old friend of hers who i had never met. As we sat in the restaurant this obviously gay Thai guy came mincing in in a manner that made john inman look like Jason statham. I was about to say " bloody hell check him out" when my wife stood up and greeted, you guessed it, her friend. Edited October 23, 2013 by mca 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayned Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Unfortunately, my moments of clarity are much like my short time memory! They usually come after I haves aid/done what I shouldn't have and am ducking whatever is being thrown in my direction! The latest a running table fan that disintegrated into many bits as it hit the wall beside me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiss1960 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Looked at a girl with really, really gorgeous breasts... GF asked me "you like?"... almost said "yes"... consequences would have been either knife in my back... or hospital bill of 150K for HER new breasts... sooo... I said "nooooo, too big, not so sexy like you"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Once I almost said to the Mrs " Go on then , here are the keys ....you drive ." She can't drive , but it wouldn't have stopped her trying. Right. That's typical. They don't know how to do something but that doesn't seem to bother them. If you dont stop them they are going to do it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLCrab Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 My favorite ever ThaiVisa comment but I don't remember by whom (kudos to him, anyway): Him: Dear, you look lovely tonight. Her: Oh yeah? Well what about last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToddWeston Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Working in a Pharmacy I can't tell you how many times I've said by mistake - when are you expecting ...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yourauntbob Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Working in a Pharmacy I can't tell you how many times I've said by mistake - when are you expecting ...... you should probably stop saying that..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisinth Posted October 24, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted October 24, 2013 My wife asked me if I could go and buy some pills so I could keep an erection longer. My immediate instinct was to say "Do you mean diet pills for you?" Not sure what stopped me replying, but whatever it was at least I am able to share this with you at the present time..................... (I've just posted something similar in the Pub.......... ) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canman Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Working in a Pharmacy I can't tell you how many times I've said by mistake - when are you expecting ...... One of the hard and fast man rules is that you never ever suggest a woman is pregnant unless you physically see the baby coming out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang000999 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I stop myself all the time especially when I am angry. There is very rarely anything good that can come out of speaking when you are angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Went for takeaway food with my TGF in Aust and as we left the cute cashier said to me 'see you later' My TGF then says: 'why she want to see you later, you having affair with her?' Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farang000999 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Sounds like a healthy relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mauGR1 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I have some random moment of clarity, but for some reason i tend to limit them to the essential. Mostly, i say what i think... That is the main reason why i am happily un-married Few days ago, i told my gf that her belly is not very small... She asked me if i would leave her for a slim woman..Deep silence... Now she's on a diet... Silence can be more eloquent than words 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Working in a Pharmacy I can't tell you how many times I've said by mistake - when are you expecting ......One of the hard and fast man rules is that you never ever suggest a woman is pregnant unless you physically see the baby coming out.... or were there when it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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