Dear thaiblether theblether personal assistant:

My company has stopped my pension, my wife has left me, the bailiffs repossessed the house and the car yesterday, my kids have disowned me and changed their surnames and the woman I was having an affair with down town is pregnant with twins. This has all resulted in suffering from acute sexual, financial and emotional problems plus the nightmares are getting worse.

Is there anything you can do for me or should I just start a thread on the subject and ask for advice?

Welcome Thai Blether...do you come alone or are there other blether variety's coming.

Maybe tell us in what ways you can offer assistance.

ThaiBlether

as you can read by many posters, don't ever offer to help people just because you are Thai. To assume that you know more than anyone else here is a definite no no.

To posters tak'n the mick out of her, don't harrass or infer inapropriate things. Please respect and treat her as you would want someone to treat your mom, wife, sister, or daughter.

ThaiBlether

as you can read by many posters, don't ever offer to help people just because you are Thai. To assume that you know more than anyone else here is a definite no no.

To posters tak'n the mick out of her, don't harrass or infer inapropriate things. Please respect and treat her as you would want someone to treat your mom, wife, sister, or daughter.

Well, my dear chap, noble sentiments indeed, however there seems to be a certain amount of healthy scepticism here to the authenticity of this post due to the apparent proximity to certain other members past or present. it would seem some are reluctant to feed a possible troll....

Seriously, a Jock spending money to get someone to post on their behalf?

ThaiBlether

as you can read by many posters, don't ever offer to help people just because you are Thai. To assume that you know more than anyone else here is a definite no no.

To posters tak'n the mick out of her, don't harrass or infer inapropriate things. Please respect and treat her as you would want someone to treat your mom, wife, sister, or daughter.

Well, my dear chap, noble sentiments indeed, however there seems to be a certain amount of healthy scepticism here to the authenticity of this post due to the apparent proximity to certain other members past or present. it would seem some are reluctant to feed a possible troll....

Especially when Zeichen finds it hard to work out the difference in the letters of TheBlether and ThaiBlether..... Have you noticed the "I" yet Zeichen..Wakey Wakey..

So yeah your right HeavyD, people are reluctant to feed trolls, maybe Zeichen is just trying to be humerous...

Thai Visa has become a Thai Soap Opera!

I just had our septic tank cleaned out today and the guys found a load of condoms in it. But my TG and I never use condoms, so do you think she's into smuggling drugs?

ThaiBlether

as you can read by many posters, don't ever offer to help people just because you are Thai. To assume that you know more than anyone else here is a definite no no.

To posters tak'n the mick out of her, don't harrass or infer inapropriate things. Please respect and treat her as you would want someone to treat your mom, wife, sister, or daughter.

Well, my dear chap, noble sentiments indeed, however there seems to be a certain amount of healthy scepticism here to the authenticity of this post due to the apparent proximity to certain other members past or present. it would seem some are reluctant to feed a possible troll....

Especially when Zeichen finds it hard to work out the difference in the letters of TheBlether and ThaiBlether..... Have you noticed the "I" yet Zeichen..Wakey Wakey..

So yeah your right HeavyD, people are reluctant to feed trolls, maybe Zeichen is just trying to be humerous...

Or of course Zeichen may just be trying to get his leg over

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congratulations, Thaiblether....first attempt and you already have 70 posts here......well done ....you go girl. This is a real funny post...YOU win!

I had a dream last week that I was in bed with a woman,when I woke up I was squeezing my own ass cheeks.

Would this turn a thai lady off if she awakened to find me doing this.

You a PA? I'm still suffering from last time someone said "I PA"

SC

i didnt know that theblether was banned?

was there a public notice i missed?

jake

Weeeell, I must say I am very disappointed with you lot. I suggested her user name cos of her job. No lies, no BS, so folk knew her beginnings to join our forum. Am surprised that our forum ladies have not said hello, as for the guys, weeell again, stuff comes out the woodwork. .

Are of any connection to theblether?

I would be interested to know how you can help me as you claim in your OP?

Any Thai people want to talk to me? Transam tells me that people not believe I am a Thai lady. Pm me in Thai, I will reply in Thai. I do not hide I work for theblether. I do research for him and control work for his company. I interview people for him. I am here to share and to learn.

Weeeell, I must say I am very disappointed with you lot. I suggested her user name cos of her job. No lies, no BS, so folk knew her beginnings to join our forum. Am surprised that our forum ladies have not said hello, as for the guys, weeell again, stuff comes out the woodwork. .

My skepticism comes from "her" writing ability. (Above.) I have never seen a Thai who could get the sentence structure like that including verb tenses.

"Any Thai people want to talk to me?" is NES stuff. Break each sentence down. With the exception of a couple of stumbles which could be deliberate, it's NES stuff including commas creating complete phrases in the proper tenses.

Not even in a Thai Uni, writing to Thai master's degree English teachers have I ever seen something that has the general lingo of an NES.

So if she's real, who is proofreading her posts?

No offense meant Transam, but I think this is a gag, and a good one.

Disagree,my wife and daughter both write even better then that.

There are thai people who can do it.

PA= public address system

PA= public address system

That was theblether, all right.

(JOKING! I liked theblether.)

I have removed an unintelligible post about dtàang, etc. Also removed a flame and the replies to it.

Today I read a Thai language web page, maybe interesting for you. If you cannot translate I can help. It is called 9 Things That Foreigners Do Not Understand In Thailand.

http://blog.eduzones.com/moobo/79316

Do you drive a Mercedes by any chance?

She doesn't, but has a beautiful smile and is a Degree holder in stuff.

Are you related to the other blether?

Today I read a Thai language web page, maybe interesting for you. If you cannot translate I can help. It is called 9 Things That Foreigners Do Not Understand In Thailand.

http://blog.eduzones.com/moobo/79316

Do you drive a Mercedes by any chance?

She doesn't, but has a beautiful smile and is a Degree holder in stuff.

Are you related to the other blether?

blether is my chum, hence my defense of this very nice lady.

I think its scandalous that a former banned member is allowed to come back here...I mean, he must have been banned in the first place for a pretty good reason right ?

Hang on, it's not a former member at all.

Just because a boss, friend, someone you know has been banned does not warrant a personal attack. She has every rite to be here as do you. True?

Her understanding of 'Thainess' far out does yours any day. Sorry to interupt you and your som tam.

Gee tall poppy syndrome is rife on here.

Put up a photo to prove you are not The Blether

Put up a photo to prove you are not The Blether

Exactly. Post a picture of theBlether, then we'll know you're the one holding the camera.

PA= public address system

I thought it were piss artist, the latter I am quite good at.

So you're what wakes me up every morning ?

^^^ Just out of interest, what's wrong with barstools?

Less stable than bar benches

ThaiBlether

as you can read by many posters, don't ever offer to help people just because you are Thai. To assume that you know more than anyone else here is a definite no no.

To posters tak'n the mick out of her, don't harrass or infer inapropriate things. Please respect and treat her as you would want someone to treat your mom, wife, sister, or daughter.

Well said father zeichen, Amen

Today I read a Thai language web page, maybe interesting for you. If you cannot translate I can help. It is called 9 Things That Foreigners Do Not Understand In Thailand.

http://blog.eduzones.com/moobo/79316

So you are a Thai who wants to help foreigners? I don't think an expat forum is the place. Hang around Khao San Road or join Thai Love Links. You have more chance of finding clueless farang there than here - although recently, the board seems to have been hijacked by some.

Please don't generalize about us foreigners - not all of us are illiterate. Some of know more to say than 'poom pui' and 'tee raki'.

That website might be good for a prathom 3 class.

Tell the blther hi, hope he's well.