Is this a scoop? It's not on The Nation's website.

Congrats, David. Commiserations to the losers, but let's face it, you're a pathetic bunch. Mr Gao-whatever has given you some sound advice above. Take it.

Happy New Year to everyone. Especially Mr Gao-whatever.

Actually, I think that this guy David is about the only one on here,

I could stand to meet in non-virtual life.

I don't want to meet the others,

It would too much hamper my keyboard work.

I don't want to know who you are,

For the same reason.

If I were dying, well

Then maybe.

But only,

Then.

Happy 2014, to everyone except one.

To that one, I say fiddle with your stick.

I don't like you,

And so I can't in good conscience wish you a happy New Year.

At best, I wish you another year,

To see your faults, and improve yourself.

To the rest, may ye write with more Satire, more Irony,

Less harmony.

It is the discord and the dissonance that leads us to true understanding of reality.

And resolution of our cords.

This is called an

Ah-Ha.

What not even me?

I am disappointed in that case.

Hopefully, next year,

I will join the human race.

It ain't you babe, it aint you I'm looking for babe.

Is it over? Who won? What promises did he/she make? Is there any money in said promises for the little guys? Free beers or discounts on burgers?

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

Three cheers for the wonder bread boy.

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

Awesome? True.

But I still get the sense that he puts on his pants one leg at a time.

Jingthing and I disagree on a lot, but it's always a pleasure.

Congrats to David!

congrats to david48 and happy new year to everyone, even to the APSB brigade who shall now target david, no more tutsi to kick about anymore...

and remember, david...it's lonely at the top...

Is it over? Who won? What promises did he/she make? Is there any money in said promises for the little guys? Free beers or discounts on burgers?

Every australian knows that there are promises and there are core promises. Just ask David what the difference is. I can tell you that both are like New Year Resolutions made to be broken just some last for a day or two.

Anyway the Cormmitte of the democraticly unelected revolutionary TV party has annulled these post results and iis calling for Nominatons for a 400 party committee to select the real Poster of the year.

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by harrry

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

Congratulations, Smokie, on another well-run poll. Will you be helping out in Thailand in February?

SC

So, does the winner get a free membership to TV for 2014??

Apathy rules.

139 votes in total,from how many thousands of members.

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by Hedghog

Actually, I think that this guy David is about the only one on here,

I could stand to meet in non-virtual life.

...

That's how George W. Bush got elected. The man people most wanted to have a beer with.

If that's how the great unwashed easily snookered wonder bread eating masses here are judging choices, it's even more clear, I will NEVER win this darned thing. Which I already knew.

You definitely don't want to meet me (street dogs run away from me, babies cry) and I don't want to meet you!

Poor theblether. Change the rules in the middle of the game. He deserves a RUNOFF! His supporters should be taking over some pub in Glasgow to protest right now!

Anyway, thanks for the support NOT to reduce posts 75 percent.

I hereby start my 2014 "campaign" to definitely not win again.

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by Jingthing

So, does the winner get a free membership to TV for 2014??

No.

Not even any guarantee they won't be banned, I am assuming.

Actually, I think that this guy David is about the only one on here,

I could stand to meet in non-virtual life.

...

That's how George W. Bush got elected. The man people most wanted to have a beer with.

If that's how the unwashed easily snookered masses here are judging choices, it's even more clear, I will NEVER win this darned thing. Which I already knew.

You definitely don't want to meet me and I don't want to meet you!

Poor theblether. Change the rules in the middle of the game. He deserves a RUNOFF! His supporters should be taking over some pub in Glasgow to protest right now!

Anyway, thanks for the support NOT to reduce posts 75 percent.

Hope no helicopter makes a landing on that Glasgow Pub.....

Why did I think of him when I saw that news on Television?

Actually, I think that this guy David is about the only one on here,

I could stand to meet in non-virtual life.

...

That's how George W. Bush got elected. The man people most wanted to have a beer with.

If that's how the great unwashed easily snookered wonder bread eating masses here are judging choices, it's even more clear, I will NEVER win this darned thing. Which I already knew.

You definitely don't want to meet me and I don't want to meet you!

Poor theblether. Change the rules in the middle of the game. He deserves a RUNOFF! His supporters should be taking over some pub in Glasgow to protest right now!

Anyway, thanks for the support NOT to reduce posts 75 percent.

Well, just because I don't want to meet you does not mean that I am not glad that both you and I like Randy Newman.

And no one in their right mind ever votes for Randy Newman.

When he is singing his Sheep song.

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by MrGaoMungGawn

Actually, I think that this guy David is about the only one on here,

I could stand to meet in non-virtual life.

...

That's how George W. Bush got elected. The man people most wanted to have a beer with.

If that's how the unwashed easily snookered masses here are judging choices, it's even more clear, I will NEVER win this darned thing. Which I already knew.

You definitely don't want to meet me and I don't want to meet you!

Poor theblether. Change the rules in the middle of the game. He deserves a RUNOFF! His supporters should be taking over some pub in Glasgow to protest right now!

Anyway, thanks for the support NOT to reduce posts 75 percent.

Hope no helicopter makes a landing on that Glasgow Pub.....

Why did I think of him when I saw that news on Television?

Last time I saw theBlether last night he said "I'd like to wish everyone at TV a Happy New WooahoaaH! as he keeled over backwards. He's currently recovering under house arrest in KL, and promises never to drink again, until he gets to the pub

SC

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

How did you get out alive after seeing that?

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

How did you get out alive after seeing that?

Bacon!

Like Jack Nicholson,

I bribed the Yam with Bacon.

What did you think?

I don't normally post, only lurk, but Jingthing deserves a vote because he makes me laugh so much; although i am not always sure that is his intention.

JingThing has not intention.

He just is.

But he uses 3 monitors connected to each computer,

And he has 3 computers, for a total of 9 computer screens.

I have seen his computer control room for ThaiVisa posting.

It is awesome in every sense of the word.

How did you get out alive after seeing that?

Bacon!

Like Jack Nicholson,

I bribed the Yam with Bacon.

What did you think?

Hmmmm not so sure whether that will work.

Bacon!

Like Jack Nicholson,

I bribed the Yam with Bacon.

What did you think?

This would work.

Hakka Pork Belly w/ Yam.

It's to die for!

So, does the winner get a free membership to TV for 2014??

I'm just hoping george ponies up a free T-Shirt and a few free beers ...

george ... let me know when you need my T-shirt size!

Bacon!

Like Jack Nicholson,

I bribed the Yam with Bacon.

What did you think?

This would work.

Hakka Pork Belly w/ Yam.

It's to die for!

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Well the pig died for it. Looks delicious. When are you inviting everyone to dinner?

Bacon!

Like Jack Nicholson,

I bribed the Yam with Bacon.

What did you think?

This would work.

Hakka Pork Belly w/ Yam.

It's to die for!

6a00e54f08c4bd88340133ec5b0a78970b.jpg

Well the pig died for it. Looks delicious. When are you inviting everyone to dinner?

When atheist hell freezes over.

Just to clearly differentiate my brand from the wonder bread contingent.

No glad handing pablum here. Only raw JINGY stuff. For the ADULTS.

Next ...

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by Jingthing

Congratulations, Smokie, on another well-run poll. Will you be helping out in Thailand in February?

SC

And again in April.

Oops.....

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those people who voted for me, my manager, my family, who had to put up with me glued to the PC all year and especially admin who had the daunting task of reading all my posts to make sure l was behaving myself. I will cherish the thought of being nominated for the rest of my life.

So again thank you all............

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those people who voted for me, my manager, my family, who had to put up with me glued to the PC all year and especially admin who had the daunting task of reading all my posts to make sure l was behaving myself. I will cherish the thought of being nominated for the rest of my life.

So again thank you all............

I see you're going for the glad handing pablum route.

I'd prefer to see more testicles, but that's just me!

Edited January 1, 201412 yr by Jingthing

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those people who voted for me, my manager, my family, who had to put up with me glued to the PC all year and especially admin who had the daunting task of reading all my posts to make sure l was behaving myself. I will cherish the thought of being nominated for the rest of my life.

So again thank you all............

I see you're going for the glad handing pablum route.

I'd prefer to see more testicles, but that's just me!

Whatever turns you on.

I'm guessing that the four people that voted for me mis-clicked and were aiming for JT.

Personally, I would have found the entire polling process more entertaining if we had been able to leave a note recording on whose behalf we were voting, and perhaps a little note of encouragement. Something along the lines of "Ye've nae chance, but here's one out of pity. Jingthing"

SC.