I am a little more geeky than you. However, going into a cool, air-conditioned den of thieves to talk to a pretty lady with too much make-up is far preferable than "For savings, press 1" aso. I do buy online--too mutt. Nothing expensive, just little doodads to make life easier while they destroy the planet. dleI love my landline; it has remote handsets for convenience. Five bucks a month, c'mon. Think of what those suckers in the West are paying: comes with cable sports, news, Netflix, Hulu, HBO, all for only $380 a month! You can't call it living without us! BTW, how do you handle that absence of surveillance? It doesn't creep you out? Hehe...