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i tend to believe that the guy had watched this movie on youtube. Blame them for it.

Nigerian hobby farmer deleted.

Hard up for sex, but not hard enough by the look of it.

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world. Vice t.v. show recently did a piece about donkey obsession in South America. There it was expected in boys as "practice" for sex with a woman, but a certain percentage grow up to favor the donkeys exclusively. For an excellent cinematic view of this phenom (in rural Cuba) check out Before Night Falls.

Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof!

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

mikemac I just noticed your avatar. Are you hiding something from us?ph34r.pngsmile.pngwai.gif

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world.

But I feel so sad for the donkeys and their Jiaaajuaa's

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world.

Why I am not surprised you would know this. lol

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i tend to believe that the guy had watched this movie on youtube. Blame them for it.

I hope he wore a condom: mad cow disease, and all that. blink.png

Gone.The big black guy had met the Thai guy before and they....hmm

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world.

Why I am not surprised you would know this. lol

Not fair, as these animals can't agree, nor disagree.

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They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? wink.png BTW RIP.

That's why camels are called "the ships of the desert" .... they're full of Arab semen.

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world.

Why I am not surprised you would know this. lol

Dude, I don't know any more about this than most any COUNTRY boy would!

But no I was never a country boy, so maybe you got me there ...

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You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours.

BTW, how do they know it was rape?

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world. Vice t.v. show recently did a piece about donkey obsession in South America. There it was expected in boys as "practice" for sex with a woman, but a certain percentage grow up to favor the donkeys exclusively. For an excellent cinematic view of this phenom (in rural Cuba) check out Before Night Falls.

Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof!

And their poodles really need to see a psychologist afterwards.

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They shag camels in Saudi Arabia why not cows in Thailand.? wink.png BTW RIP.

That's why camels are called "the ships of the desert" .... they're full of Arab semen.

I spit my coffee over my keyboard, you gonna pay me for, dude.coffee1.gif

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You gotta love TV.com. A story about a man having sex with a cow gets 132 comments in four hours.

BTW, how do they know it was rape?

BTW, how do they know it was rape?

I was wondering the same thing. After all cows get horny too.

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Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! wink.png

You use the milking stool, of course.

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Did you know the arabs invented the condom, using the small intestine of a goat, the british improved on this by first removing the intestine

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

Okay, the big black guy's gone. Hope that makes you happy.

Does that mean I can come out from behind this sofa now ?

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

mikemac I just noticed your avatar. Are you hiding something from us?ph34r.pngsmile.pngwai.gif

I adopted that avatar back when the white mask craze was in full swing, nothing sexual about it I can assure you.

You know, this whole sordid affair with the horny farmer and the cow would have been avoided if the cow was armed, like the cows in this video, "Cows with guns" -

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Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! wink.png

You use the milking stool, of course.

Or you're tall as the guy from Nigeria.....clap2.gif

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Please tell me how you mount a cow, as a bloke. Most cows' asses are 5 foot high. If there's a good method, I might give it a try but, of course, I'll only choose a good looker! xwink.png.pagespeed.ic.HJgPQ3U3SA.png

You use the milking stool, of course.

Or you're tall as the guy from Nigeria.....clap2.gif.pagespeed.ce.z5euFoXm0J.gif alt=clap2.gif width=31 height=25>

Step ladder ? smile.png

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

mikemac I just noticed your avatar. Are you hiding something from us?ph34r.pngsmile.pngwai.gif

I adopted that avatar back when the white mask craze was in full swing, nothing sexual about it I can assure you.

You know, this whole sordid affair with the horny farmer and the cow would have been avoided if the cow was armed, like the cows in this video, "Cows with guns" -

Only joking my friend. Same with my avatar of a .357 magnum. I don't go around shooting people.

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I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper.

Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up.

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So let me get this right, I cannot see bare breasts on YouTube, because it is deemed to be "indecent", but I can watch a big black guy giving it to a cow ???????????????????????????

mikemac I just noticed your avatar. Are you hiding something from us?ph34r.pngsmile.pngwai.gif

I adopted that avatar back when the white mask craze was in full swing, nothing sexual about it I can assure you.

You know, this whole sordid affair with the horny farmer and the cow would have been avoided if the cow was armed, like the cows in this video, "Cows with guns" -

Only joking my friend. Same with my avatar of a .357 magnum. I don't go around shooting people.

.44.............whistling.gif

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Most people need a Good Project Manager instead of just some Thai Techie to steer them (in the wrong direction)... The linking site is down to what I suspect is poor admin or Super Cheap owner, not coughing up the few hundred THB to pay the host... What a disgrace!

Im sure the site will be up by the time this is read but now its just....

http://just73.justhost.com/suspended.page/disabled.cgi/chiangmaivacation.net?id=3559
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...waiting for the cow's side of the story.

Sent from my LG-P970 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

They won't believe the cow .................they'll say it's BULLSHIT !!!

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I've heard that the reason Scotsmen weak kilts is so the sheep won't hear a zipper.

Also heard that the best way to shag a goat or sheep is to put their front hooves right on the edge of a cliff so during the shagging the animal keeps trying to back up.

Where have you been hanging around to hear such things ? The wharves ? cheesy.gif

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Sex with farm animals is actually quite common (and often expected and considered normal) in some countries in the world. Vice t.v. show recently did a piece about donkey obsession in South America. There it was expected in boys as "practice" for sex with a woman, but a certain percentage grow up to favor the donkeys exclusively. For an excellent cinematic view of this phenom (in rural Cuba) check out Before Night Falls.

Then there is the question of the elegant old French ladies and their male poodles. Don't ask, don't tell, woof woof!

And their poodles really need to see a psychologist afterwards.

Brings a whole new meaning to " a piece of ass" !!!

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