I left our water pump next to the klong on our farm today...chained it to the tree with a big kick arse lock...big chain, elephany stuff....maybe baby elephant.

Built a quick little roof over it in case it rains.

Whats the bet it'll still be there in the mornin.

Its friday night.....town drunk will be on the prowl...looking for waterfowl to please again.

I'm a believer ...

But just to keep the faith ... I'd have the pump footings in concrete and some fancy nuts that you can get off easily ... plus that kick ass chain ...

Weak link: the tree, they'll cut it down, good luck.

I'm a believer ...

But just to keep the faith ... I'd have the pump footings in concrete and some fancy nuts

You saucy minx!

Keep the faith

They'll take the chain, but anyway, why didn't you take it home. Are you hoping it's sto;en so that you'll have something to complain about.

^ because have to use it each day and its hooked up to suction and outlet pipes etc.....so not a simple job.

By the way, the tree is circa 1m in diameter...so they won't be cutting that down without a little bit noise.

Was it still there Mr bags?

You left one piece out of the chain/lock sequense , just as insurance, a junk yard dog, who dislikes locals.

I sent round Big Fat Dave and Lanky Malc to fetch me a nice pump but they probably got sidetracked at the local Karaoke the useless sods...one sniff of a dolly and they're good for nowt....

I hear there are sink holes in your area - you know, where houses just disappear overnight.

Twas still there.

My faith is firm.

My chain is big.

For the time being.