A can opener.

She was cutting the tops of cans open, with a knife

A deep fat fryer that use minimal oil.

This year I didn't buy my wife a birthday present. She asked why? I said "I bought you a plot of land last year and you still haven't used it"

A lovely plot of land, 8ft x 6ft x 4ft.

broomstick.

Mine came with a broomstick...

mines a little hover mower for her, fits in my case,,lol

Remember this?

Tiny little thing would never cope with our lawn paddock jungle.

mine gets annoyed with me tapping her on the shoulder looking (or turkey slapping her forehead for those read that other thread) for some leg over all the time so I bought mine a gik.

Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday.

Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday.

If it was a cast-iron one, be afraid, be very afraid.

Even an aluminium one can hurt, I know, ex-wife was a champion with said implement (no, not cooking in it).

A brain <3

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

At the point of no return grab hold of their nose. they will inhale.

I can say this on this not so PC forum. But I bought my wife one of those new high pressure irons - she loves it. She wanted a chainsaw, seriously, but a friend persuaded her otherwise. The place I buy lawnmowers has refused to repair another one if she continues to put oil in the petrol tank. Last time I took one there it miraculously started first time, but sprayed their entire shop with oil.

sedative pills ?

Cyanide

I don't know why she was pissed off when I bought her a Harley Davidson (in UK) on her birthday, I loved it

An iron

An iron

hot water for shower

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

thanks for the visualization,

nothing beats a petite pretty woman, up in the air

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

i like this one,

remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol

The best thing I ever bought for my wife was a big pack of sleeping pills, haven't heard

much from her lately....

A Hat .....so she doesnt get so burnt when she is on the ride on mower for any length of time....

Divorce

My suggestions for anniversary gifts for you lucky wife.

her Azus tablet, best $120 i ever spent

she loves it

I bought a cafe and leased it to her so that she can support me.

She kept forgetting things so I got her one of those memory sticks.

Only had to slap her on the a-se twice with it, now she remembers everything.

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

I can give you a link to a book on how to give great a great bj. My wife wouldn't read it though and yours probably won't either.

Birth Control Pills

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

i like this one,

remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol

I made that mistake in the old house I built. The new house has counter tops that are suitable to me and the kids.