most usefull thing you have bought your wife,,,?

[Scarpolo]

A can opener.

She was cutting the tops of cans open, with a knife

[BKK Blues Brother]

A deep fat fryer that use minimal oil.

[I Like Thai]

This year I didn't buy my wife a birthday present. She asked why? I said "I bought you a plot of land last year and you still haven't used it"

A lovely plot of land, 8ft x 6ft x 4ft.

[rhodie]

broomstick.

Mine came with a broomstick...

[Crossy]

mines a little hover mower for her, fits in my case,,lol

Remember this?

Tiny little thing would never cope with our lawn paddock jungle.

[Spoonman]

mine gets annoyed with me tapping her on the shoulder looking (or turkey slapping her forehead for those read that other thread) for some leg over all the time so I bought mine a gik.

[nottocus]

Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday.

[Crossy]

Bought mine a new frying pan yesterday.

If it was a cast-iron one, be afraid, be very afraid.

Even an aluminium one can hurt, I know, ex-wife was a champion with said implement (no, not cooking in it).

[JournalistsAreLiars]

A brain <3

[Showbags]

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

[Spoonman]

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

At the point of no return grab hold of their nose. they will inhale.

[tim armstrong]

I can say this on this not so PC forum. But I bought my wife one of those new high pressure irons - she loves it. She wanted a chainsaw, seriously, but a friend persuaded her otherwise. The place I buy lawnmowers has refused to repair another one if she continues to put oil in the petrol tank. Last time I took one there it miraculously started first time, but sprayed their entire shop with oil.

[Loles]

sedative pills ?

[In Search of Space]

Cyanide

[In Search of Space]

I don't know why she was pissed off when I bought her a Harley Davidson (in UK) on her birthday, I loved it

[inzman]

An iron

[Scarpolo]

An iron

hot water for shower

[arunsakda]

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

[Scarpolo]

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

thanks for the visualization,

nothing beats a petite pretty woman, up in the air

[pigeonjake]

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

i like this one,

remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol

[ezzra]

The best thing I ever bought for my wife was a big pack of sleeping pills, haven't heard

much from her lately....

[weegee]

A Hat .....so she doesnt get so burnt when she is on the ride on mower for any length of time....

[Tatsujin]

Divorce

[saroq]

My suggestions for anniversary gifts for you lucky wife.

[phuketrichard]

her Azus tablet, best $120 i ever spent

she loves it

[maderaroja]

I bought a cafe and leased it to her so that she can support me.

[overherebc]

She kept forgetting things so I got her one of those memory sticks.

Only had to slap her on the a-se twice with it, now she remembers everything.

[wolfmanjack]

If anyone knows where to buy the lessons...looking for 'swallowing' for dummies book.

I can give you a link to a book on how to give great a great bj. My wife wouldn't read it though and yours probably won't either.

[realenglish1]

Birth Control Pills

[wolfmanjack]

A stepstool. She would climb up the kitchen countertop to get items from upper shelf. Worried she would fall and injure herself.

i like this one,

remends me how our worktops give me back ach, as we made them lower toi suit mac my wife,,,lol

I made that mistake in the old house I built. The new house has counter tops that are suitable to me and the kids.