Were you born in Thailand?

If so. Have you taken Thai citizenship?

If not...and You,

(the corporate one included) are not Thai...

then...

Why do You -

1. Assume the country will disintergrate without your overview (" The sky is falling!!"-Chicken Little.)

Financial/political Dept.

2. Piss up Their front door and think They won't mind.

Police/political Dept.

3. Think Your <deleted> WON'T ...Turn into bicycle wheels and backpedal up Your arse. (L. Patterson)

Me and my "Old Man" Dept.

4. Whine on and on about anything that masks the salient fact that

You are not in Control of Your Somtomland destiny.

Shouting and Pointing Dept.

5. Not tell it all to a "western" woman and get her perspective on it.

This just might lead to a shag Dept. (when closed)

Do I sound like a <deleted>? Dept.

6. Thank Your lucky stars You don't have to stay in the LOS.

Why don't they speak Farang here? Dept.

WELL I'M HAPPY HERE!

A light hearted forum into beating the Dealer/reading the game and not losing your money.

Big Plus Points on how it all finally came together and cashing in your "chips."

NIGHTMARE - LONG TIME.

From the Visa to the Sinsot. Supporting the family (who's going to hospital £££ Nearly better$$$

Miracle cure...etc...}

YES FOLKS. IT SURE CAN DRIVE YOU TO THE POINT OF INSANITY...AND AGAIN...AGAIN...A.....

"...Photographs can't do it justice..."

THE JOY AND SATISFACTION OF THE DAY YOU LOOKED AROUND AND FELT (not thought) FELT YOU WERE WHERE YOU WANTED TO BE.

From the Asian cockerals strutting around. Getting up before the heat of the morning. The chatter of

birds and the sound of a passing two stroke.

The smile of neighbours you can't talk to. The Tookah to the Tuk tuk. The smoke of the coconut husk

obscuring the billions of stars.

WHEN DID YOUR JAI BECOME YEN?

Take less drugs.

Who said that because you are born in a particular plot you have special rights over that plot?

Welcome to the global world, Earthling.

I believe that you forgot in your list that nice pull on the bong...

Harley Davidson + Sunshine...

All the drugs I need!

Would have put good money on the first reply being puerile. Ha ha!

Come to think of it...There is some f@@king blinding herblife about though.

All avenues explored.

Keep coming up with the good ideas.

YES FOLKS. IT SURE CAN DRIVE YOU TO THE POINT OF INSANITY

and you are the living proof.

Postie, are you the guy on the left or the right?

Ben Jai Min Frank Lin.

Thai or

No Thai?

Welcome to reality Earthling.

Are You staying long?

...But point taken. I have a tendency to agree Madshere.

When they come to sell off Thailand. Will you be near the front or back of the queue?

Perhaps if we all got Our cars...

...We could RAM RAID the country.

Keep scratching at the door.

Seriously. I take your point. I don't make the rules. Nor do I live in the clouds (Bong or otherwise)

My kids have two passports. So the future is intriguing. (Post His Majesty)

Yeah. All tangents and scenarios scanned for going in and coming out.

Loads of negative <deleted> kicking about on the T V

Just seeing if anyone else has sorted their lives out. That's all.

I have.

I'm now using this facility to research who is on it.

The weaknesses in the Home Camp are interesting.

Primary comments. (Playground being the T V term)

Use the Interface.

Understand, explore, sure get ripped off...But LEARN. Take it on the chin,you tarts.

Lots of Eggs.

Lots of Baskets.

On lots of Levels.

In lots of Countries.

...You see, I've taken on board the "Plot of land" concept...a while back in the game.

I respect your imput.

But what chess piece do You have on the square?

I'm winning. I can write this <deleted>.

Costs me f@@k all to find a couple of good contacts. Open up another series of opportunities.

Hence the sentiments.

Get the fish to swim into the net.

Chok Dee Everyone.

Good Luck. To those who get anxious about "all that Thai stuff."

now thats more like it !

Edited June 10, 200620 yr by taxexile

Did your mamma never tell you not to mix the cough mixture with the cooking brandy?!

I didn't know Charles of the family was let out. Hey man.

Regards SingSling.

Neither.

We've got a lightweight duvet. That one looks far too hot.

A bit lame as an illustration. Peter Till would have given it a bit of "edge".

Do you find drugs exciting?

Have you made any money out of them?

Regards SingSling.

Neither.

We've got a lightweight duvet. That one looks far too hot.

A bit lame as an illustration. Peter Till would have given it a bit of "edge".

Do you find drugs exciting?

Have you made any money out of them?

Harley Davidson + Sunshine...

Orange Sunshine, remember it well.

3 minutes! 1 - 0

Come on lads!

Understand, explore, sure get ripped off...But LEARN.

very well said. doing most of the time. keep it up. you're not alone.

What in the world are you smoking?

I still don't know what the OP is talking about.

Could someone translate into simple English please?

I'm smoking a big, fat Avon rear tyre.

Via an S&S Super E.

Stopped by Harrison six pot billet brakes.

Don't smoke anything else.

Interested in Your beer experiment.

Try drinking a pint of water before you go to sleep.

Sir Burr and others.

Simple English breakdown...

You offer a Critique of Your Thai Experience.

(Got that much?)

I know bucketloads of Farang who understand the "Thai." I will leave that as open as poss...

(Is this a new subject for T V?)

The phrasing is deliberately oblique, but the gist of it is....

1. What do You hope to gain from being in Thailand?

2. Are any of you content with Your Chosen Path?

3. When did You finally get through the culture shock...and feel at home in the LOS?

1. What do You hope to gain from being in Thailand?

2. Are any of you content with Your Chosen Path?

3. When did You finally get through the culture shock...and feel at home in the LOS?

Why didn't you say that in the first place?

1. A relaxed life-style.

2. Yes.

3. Years ago.

erm.... tv....! <deleted> is this all about.

I´m going home to smoke more drugs, after I´ve sold some columbian. I´ll come back when this site starts making more sense. I´ve got to get a shipment off the columbians in an hour. They come right to our coast line.

May the world spark in all the right places. or laces.

The KLOWN.

Sir Burr and others.

Simple English breakdown...

You offer a Critique of Your Thai Experience.

(Got that much?)

I know bucketloads of Farang who understand the "Thai." I will leave that as open as poss...

(Is this a new subject for T V?)

The phrasing is deliberately oblique, but the gist of it is....

1. What do You hope to gain from being in Thailand?

2. Are any of you content with Your Chosen Path?

3. When did You finally get through the culture shock...and feel at home in the LOS?

Now THIS is my kinda thread.... have NOT laughed so hard for ages (believe me, I need it lately).

1. Answers/ life experience

2. Yes but leaving soon to find another Path

3. About 3 mths ago (after 3 1/4 yrs)

Nice to meet you Postie

In reply...

Tracker

Thank you. Chok dee.

Sir Burr.

...To amuse (it has) and antagonise (ditto)

!. Children? Their future?

2. 10/10

3. Alone? With wife?

Thank you Sir. No feedback required.

Kayo

Too f@@kin' right!

The undercarriage is coming down. Back to Earth!

Khall64au.

Thank You!

Open up the jokes forum. Some gems!

signing off for a day. Take care of yourselves.

Living proof that local brew can drive you nuts .... geeze

In reply...

Tracker

Thank you. Chok dee.

Sir Burr.

...To amuse (it has) and antagonise (ditto)

!. Children? Their future?

2. 10/10

3. Alone? With wife?

Thank you Sir. No feedback required.

Kayo

Too f@@kin' right!

The undercarriage is coming down. Back to Earth!

Khall64au.

Thank You!

Open up the jokes forum. Some gems! Take me as a joke? Sayonara Signor!!!!

signing off for a day. Take care of yourselves.

Khall64au

"Take me as a joke?"

No.

Read the joke pages. There are some good ones there.

Nothing else implied whatsoever.

gonna be here for life, if it is up to me...

tired of all those rules back home. Being from a wealthy western european country, I would change my passport in a nano-sec for a thai. And that after being here for 6 years.

guess that says enough...

BTW where is this "Joke Forum", is it part of Thai Visa?

I did a search here and didn't turn up anything.

Thanks!

Yeah, okay, Lame, just plain lame. DO you speak like this? The last guy I knew who tried the rhythmic speaking thing 24/7 got his a$$ kicked in the parking lot by the football team.

Is this what happens to British boys who OD on American Hip Hop?