Funny sign in the back of an airport taxi

[DLock]

I took a taxi from Suvarnabhumi airport a few days ago and the sign on the back of the seat said the following.

It's actually just a bad translation from Thai which said something like "If service staff are not polite please call this number", but I did find the translation rather ironic in it's mistaken honesty.

[gerry123]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm next

[Suradit69]

"...but I did find the translation rather ironic in it's mistaken honesty.

Long sleepless flight, was it?

[T_Dog]

Sat down at a restaurant in China once and there was a sign there that said "Building is on fire." A bit of the same concept....

[recycler]

You're fart!

[Thakkar]

Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took:

"Just lie back and think of England"

Because I was seriously screwed on that ride.

T

[godden]

bar in Chiang Mai had a sign saying 'sex free zone' was told by police to take it down as can't advertise free sex

[ChoakMyDee]

In the back of a cab in Singapore was a sign saying "Stop human trafficking." I remember thinking "Why are they telling me?"

[tubby johnson]

Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took:

"Just lie back and think of England"

Because I was seriously screwed on that ride.

T

Screwed by a large Nigerian. I understand how painful that must have been for you, unable to sit down for a week.

[ggt]

Thanks for the laugh...the sign did not intend to be so honest...lol

[Thakkar]

Wish they had the following warning on the back of a Nigerian cab I once took:

"Just lie back and think of England"

Because I was seriously screwed on that ride.

T

Screwed by a large Nigerian. I understand how painful that must have been for you, unable to sit down for a week.

I guess you'd know. Nigerians do like the tubby ones.

T

[arjunadawn]

You're fart!

See now this now is worth posting.

[arjunadawn]

In the back of a cab in Singapore was a sign saying "Stop human trafficking." I remember thinking "Why are they telling me?"

Setting aside the serious nature of human trafficking, finding this sign inside a taxi cab is quite amusing; I think.

[Card]

Well, I wouldn't ring numbers like that - either they won't exist, won't be answered, won't be followed up or will be eventually answered in Thai. Complete waste of space.

[Strangebrew]

Sign on meat truck in US you may beat our prices but you can't beat our meat.

[Albertosez]

In the toilet at Home Works, just above the urinals is another gem sign : " Please check your valuables before you leave." I normally shake my valuables after i've just had a Pi$$, so I was wondering if it was a spelling mistake or if the sign should have been put up somewhere else ?

[Glock3am]

In the toilet at Home Works, just above the urinals is another gem sign : " Please check your valuables before you leave." I normally shake my valuables after i've just had a Pi$$, so I was wondering if it was a spelling mistake or if the sign should have been put up somewhere else ?

I guess you've never used the shelf above the urinal to place your shopping (valuables) on? Or seen other people put things there and nearly forget them like I have seen many times? That's what they're talking about...

I remember those signs became fairly commonplace a few years ago after an incident involving a teenager leaving his watch in the toilet and later beating up the cleaning lady who had found it (and was presumably going to keep it.) I guess they didn't want any further repeats of such incidents and a sign helps to absolve responsibility.

[Chao Lao Beach]

Made me laugh