CymruAmByth Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to re-kindle it. One night he came home from work and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "What can I do to show I still love her?" He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?" She said, "Shhhh!" pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rio666uk Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 that's just plain PM it to Kerryd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 I think a better and less gross punch-line would be 'shhh! you'll wake my mother.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Conners Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CymruAmByth Posted June 16, 2006 Author Share Posted June 16, 2006 I think a better and less gross punch-line would be 'shhh! you'll wake my mother.' Sorry for the 'gross' punchline. Both images (mum or mum-in-law) are equally horrific, but in hindsight, I agree with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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