With a Lawn Mower, if I can gain access to the engine required....

Looking for test drivers until all the bugs are out of the machine....You could be famous !!!

Hmmm, before I decide, will it have nitrous oxide injection ?...............

Hmmm, before I decide, will it have nitrous oxide injection ?...............

NO...I am working on a more explosive delivery than that.

Something like this?

400,000Nm should get you close to a record

On second thoughts I saw your last project............

F-F-S??

F-F-S??

It's not for real Warpy.............

Duh, I figured that out, It's still a rather disturbing image, intended as comedy but the product of a sick mind IMO.

My brothers wife's brothers girlfriend's son races lawn mowers.....and collects M&M figurines and dolls. And I think his girlfriend has balls!

The 12Hr race in the UK will be held sometime in August ... maybe tap-up someone from that race ... what outright speed are you aiming for? I just remember ... Stirling Moss used to race lawnmowers, you could try contacting him.

Here you are http://www.stirlingmoss.com/partners/work-with-sir-stirling

I tried it once but gave up because I couldn't cut it

Bah dum dum tish!!

Looking for test drivers until AFTER the bugs are ironed out.... It doesn't fill me with a lot of confidence that you won't test it yourself and that you already know it has bugs.

Burt Munro with the worlds fastest Indian did all his own modifying and testing.

But if you supply me a helmet, I'll do it.

I expect it's not all it's cut up to be - probably just a case of the grass is greener over there.