A topic to air what is annoying you personally or anything you want to say, or complain about life in Thailand!

Why don't hi-so women dig me???

Why don't hi-so women dig me???

This might be controversial but I think most people want to have a kid with their own race. Like me, ok I have got it off my chest

Why don't bar girls dig me?

The mai bpen arai attitude is annoying sometimes.

"Excuse me, there's a dead beetle in my food"

"mai bpen aria" lady removes beetle and problem is solved.

Yeah that's it, go on, just sweep it under the carpet and pretend it was never there in the 1st place.

All the people that moan all the time about Thailand.

All the people who moan about the moaners.

Why don't bar girls dig me?

That's because you don't play volleyball.

Girls dig volleyball.

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Why are there so many goddam Thais in Thailand?

"GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST!"

Does that mean we can hack up sputum here?

Sorry, I'll start again....

A topic to air [...] anything you want to say [...] about life in Thailand!

I hope that baby lizard lived but that it won't come back and sh*t in my room.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OAlTWrNN6o

Moved to pub.

I want my missus to get a transfer to somewhere near the coast........ Arrrrrggghhhhhh

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When I'm sitting stationary in my car waiting to turn right into my condo car park with the indicator going why do some motorcycle taxis and food delivery motorcycles still insist on overtaking me? Isn't there the slightest inkling of self preservation in their heads that this guy is about to turn and they might end up eating a large metal box sandwich? Or maybe if they did show an awareness of other road users it might enter their heads that they might not have to earn a living delivering bloody KFC at minimum wage and get a half decent job? But who am I kidding.

Why does massage take up so much time before the happy ending starts?

The mai bpen arai attitude is annoying sometimes.

"Excuse me, there's a dead beetle in my food"

"mai bpen aria" lady removes beetle and problem is solved.

Yeah that's it, go on, just sweep it under the carpet and pretend it was never there in the 1st place.

You have waitresses who sing arias?

If I wanted a taxi or a tailored suit or counterfeit goods...I would ask for it.

When I'm sitting stationary in my car waiting to turn right into my condo car park with the indicator going why do some motorcycle taxis and food delivery motorcycles still insist on overtaking me? Isn't there the slightest inkling of self preservation in their heads that this guy is about to turn and they might end up eating a large metal box sandwich? Or maybe if they did show an awareness of other road users it might enter their heads that they might not have to earn a living delivering bloody KFC at minimum wage and get a half decent job? But who am I kidding.

Don't worry about the delivery drivers.

If they crash in to you at least you have a free meal to eat before the bib arrive.

Just hope the guy ordered chicken sauce with his chicken and not beans.

Noise, getting directions, wrong orders.

Why don't hi-so women dig me???

This might be controversial but I think most people want to have a kid with their own race. Like me, ok I have got it off my chest

Can I see a pic of your Gucci handbag?

This might be controversial but I think most people want to have a kid with their own race.

Yeah I'd prefer mating with a fellow human too. .

Car park staff that think they are football referees.

Like many that have posted before, I hate the "no have" when asking for help at a store. To date I think I have a 50% success rate of finding the item that they "no have" within the same store. Sometimes directly behind the person I am talking to.

Car park staff that think they are football referees.

I was just walking through Tesco car park, LMFAO The guy was blowing his whistle like he was in training for the World cup.

How can they not have a clue how to read a map or at least recognise where they are when you show them on the map?!

The mai bpen arai attitude is annoying sometimes.

"Excuse me, there's a dead beetle in my food"

"mai bpen aria" lady removes beetle and problem is solved.

Yeah that's it, go on, just sweep it under the carpet and pretend it was never there in the 1st place.

I dare bet that wasn't in Isan ???

You would have nothing left with some dishes

Asking directions... Don't get me started...

Why do guys like to ask rhetorical questions?

"I am Thai. You should respect my culture". In a relationship that should be a two way street

^^^^^^

Nice!