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When do you know you have lived in Thailand too long?


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Living in Thailand timescales:

Shocked at two adults and a kid with no helmets riding a motorbike -- not been here long enough.

Unperturbed at the above scenario -- been here a while.

Witness the above scenario and think: there's still room for a baby in the front basket -- been here too long.

T

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Living in Thailand timescales IV:

Using tissue -- newbie

Using butt spray -- been here a while

Grievously missing butt spray when back "home" -- been here too long

Going in to use the butt spray *just* ease an itchy butt -- been here waaayy too long

(Come on, veterans, we've all done this...what, just me?? Well, this is embarrassing...)

T

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Living in Thailand timescales II:

Visiting hookers -- newbie

Got a live-in girlfriend with another on the side-- been here a while

Bought a house, lost a house, back to visiting hookers-- been here too long.

T

LOL

I did some googling and found the Buriram Variable on Thakkar's Law of Thainess.

Thinking with your dick -- newbie

Got a wife, mia noi and my gik's a ladyboy -- been here a while

Wishing you still had your dick -- been here too long

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