15yrs ago in asia was shocked to use toilet with bowl of water no toilet paper then over yrs found water spray the cleanest

and cannt use toilet paper again went to oz 4yrs ago and felt dirty all time only paper and skid marks on underpants

here with water spray clean and wife happy no skid marks on underwear

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

Yep, we have learned something from the Asians. TTF for the spray 'Dush'.

Seriously ...you have to ask such a shitty question ?

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

I have a twerking routine I do to shake the water off.

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

What kind of man cannot figure out a bum gun? You point and squirt. Nothing else to it. Wipe dry with tissue..or paper towel (no need to flush that, hopefully) Some guys like finger painting (wash and rub with two fingers) that can get funky. I like to wipe, rinse, and finish off with a wetknap (sold at drugstores). If I get pissed off at a guest in my home, I turn up the water pressure high on the bum gun. One shaky hand and you can damage the nut sack good.

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Don't forget, most places have paper towels. Not only for the hands. I use the blow drier, put that takes some flexibility...and just doesn't look right when someone else walks in.

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Don't forget, most places have paper towels. Not only for the hands. I use the blow drier, put that takes some flexibility...and just doesn't look right when someone else walks in.

Yeah great all the Thais see this fat falung hanging his ass out infront of the handdryer!

Well, sinsod came around again, and now welcome back bum gun again !

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Don't forget, most places have paper towels. Not only for the hands. I use the blow drier, put that takes some flexibility...and just doesn't look right when someone else walks in.

Yeah great all the Thais see this fat falung hanging his ass out infront of the handdryer!

Yeah, well...with all the sin sot being paid out, they will get over it. Who cares?

Edited July 27, 201411 yr by slipperylobster

i never thought about that water pressure one can also give a good bowel blow out for health or to make there mate happy

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Yes, it is. Can you please explain what is a "dedicated hand towel", I have white hand towels and a couple of other colours but not sure if I have a dedicated one.

Long live the BUM GUN !!!!! (Copied and Pasted from many previous replies to this subject)

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Yes, it is. Can you please explain what is a "dedicated hand towel", I have white hand towels and a couple of other colours but not sure if I have a dedicated one.

Here it is.........

the dedicated hand towel is the one you let wife wipe face with when angry with here in morning

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

A dedicated hand towel which is laundered regularly. IS THAT TOO HARD to comprehend?

Don't forget, most places have paper towels. Not only for the hands. I use the blow drier, put that takes some flexibility...and just doesn't look right when someone else walks in.

Yeah great all the Thais see this fat falung hanging his ass out infront of the handdryer!

Thank you for putting that picture in my head!

best way get water away have a goodfart and hope you have completed task before hand

obsolete debate.

Thai people have chosen loo paper already.

Toilet paper aisle is the fastest growing in every supermarket nationwide.

Malls have certainly chosen toilet paper in their toilet.

It's O- V- E- R

obsolete debate.

Thai people have chosen loo paper already.

Toilet paper aisle is the fastest growing in every supermarket nationwide.

Malls have certainly chosen toilet paper in their toilet.

It's O- V- E- R

My household uses a 12 pack of dunny paper a week, not one single roll is in the toilet.

Whenever people debate about toilet paper vs. using water (bum gun, bidet etc.) I ask them a simple question: If you tripped over and hit your face on a dog shit - would you rather rinse it off with water or wipe it off with paper? -Madventures

Bum Gun is also good for shooting up the old backside and dislodging some stubborn klingons…or klingins.

Never got the hang of the bum gun. What do you use to dry yourself with after your douching?

I have a twerking routine I do to shake the water off.

A video tutorial would be helpful. And amusing.

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obsolete debate.

Thai people have chosen loo paper already.

Toilet paper aisle is the fastest growing in every supermarket nationwide.

Malls have certainly chosen toilet paper in their toilet.

It's O- V- E- R

yes it is not water or paper.....nothing wrong to have both in the bathroom. I think I even saw these "wet" toilet papers in the supermarket. And for the wife...."opalred" should buy her a washing machine. I think the cheapest top loader are approx. 6000 Baht. Than she has no problem with dirty underwear.

You are 200 % right the debate is obsolete since 5-10 years at minimum.

To much information.So soon we will have a where and how to buy viagra topic again.

You know you're in a Thai home when there's toilet paper in every room of the house, except for the bathroom.

Seriously, we've gotten with the program. I love the "toilet sprayer" (I'm not going to call it by the cruder name) and to answer the question of what one uses to dry -- well, a that's why there's still a place for toilet paper in the bathroom, despite what the Thai people think.

But, I've come to realize that toilet paper, especially those little single sheet tissues often dispensed in restaurants are great. The Scott brand with the cute golden retriever puppy on the package are now known as "puppy wipes" in our household. A couple years ago Scott gave away plastic dispensing boxes if you bought a six pack of wipes. Within a couple months, I'd acquired enough plastic dispensing boxes to have puppy wipes strategically placed on every end table, countertop, desk and coffee table in our condo. We now buy puppy wipes by the pallet and use them where Kleenex, paper towels and toilet paper in rolls would have formerly been used.

Edited July 27, 201411 yr by NancyL

Bum gun totally foreign for me. I take a shower immediately after. If irregular because of some <deleted> food, then shower at the earliest opportunity. It's called personal hygiene. What a ruckin horrible thread!

Seriously, we've gotten with the program. I love the "toilet sprayer" (I'm not going to call it by the cruder name) and to answer the question of what one uses to dry -- well, a that's why there's still a place for toilet paper in the bathroom, despite what the Thai people think.

But, I've come to realize that toilet paper, especially those little single sheet tissues often dispensed in restaurants are great. The Scott brand with the cute golden retriever puppy on the package are now known as "puppy wipes" in our household. A couple years ago Scott gave away plastic dispensing boxes if you bought a six pack of wipes. Within a couple months, I'd acquired enough plastic dispensing boxes to have puppy wipes strategically placed on every end table, countertop, desk and coffee table in our condo. We now buy puppy wipes by the pallet and use them where Kleenex, paper towels and toilet paper in rolls would have formerly been used.

Not everyone would agree...

Edited July 27, 201411 yr by evadgib

I am surprised people don't use the "Search" feature before posting. I think this has been discussed at least half a dozen times in my years of lurking and after joining a few years ago. Its better to resurrect an old thread

Anyway bum guns as they seemed to be called , I prefer AW (A$$ Washer) are the best. However I also have a back up which are baby wipes. They work very well and have anti bacterial agents. Great for hands as well. Toilet paper is a thing of the past for me.