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North Korea to reveal the truth about its 'rosy' future

NORTH Korea is angry and it’s not going to take it anymore.


The rogue state, which is no stranger to outlandish claims, has revealed it plans to publish the truth about human rights in a “rosy” report.

North Korea’s Association for Human Rights Studies said the report would counter the “lies and fabrications” put around by unspecified “hostile forces”.

Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

“The report will show the true picture of the people of the (North) dynamically advancing towards a brighter and rosy future,” a spokesman for the organisation said.

No date was given as to when the report would be released with the spokesman adding it would be soon.

Full story: http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/north-korea-to-reveal-the-truth-about-its-rosy-future/story-fnh81fz8-1227021934456

[ncau]2014-08-12[/ncau]

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Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

 

 

Was the Al-Jazeera reporter able to read that without giggling?

 

You almost spelled it right. It's actually spelled "gagging."

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They have developed tree bark that tastes like shredded wheat, grass that equals the best Chinese noodles. In the interests of humanity, they will only shoot immediate family if member steps out of line. Oh, and please don't besmirch Walt Disney suggesting he write their report. WWF might lend better hand

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Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

 

 

Was the Al-Jazeera reporter able to read that without giggling?

 

 

Or a biased slant on the story, like they did in Gaza....

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I hope they really pull out the stops and claim to have settled alien planets, invented time machines, perfected Archimedes Screw, and cloned Chuck Norris.

 

oh i hope they have a chuck norris and they have already taught him to do that hans brix line.

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The state of happy fat well fed people, who adore their jailer, but to be serious how can this god forsaken pit of oppression still survive in a modern world. Surely they will simply peter out due to starvation.
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