In China they have a couple of cartoon characters:
two men, one tall and thin, the other short and fat.

They try to understand certain rules or new laws. (Without any dialogue) But of course they are hopeless,

and one or the other get into all sorts of trouble (Wyle E Cotote style)

Anyone (Everyone) who is not as stupid, laughs at the men but also gets the message.

It is shown everywhere but only for a minute or so at a time.

Where I can register?

I would like to be corrupt as well, but no one wants to pay me as I work in the private company. That is not fair everyone should have the same chances to be corrupt

It is time to end the "Rikshaw" mentatlity that allows the poor to "beg" on the side street stalls.

The poor cannot compete with the Masters of curruption, but suffer most from them, and will never have the chance to move up...

The currupt are no different to loan sharks.

Even at a professional level, staff are given extra work, for the priviledge of a higher position -

but they have many extra tasks to perform and have many more responsibilities - without a penny in extra pay.

This is little more than Slave Labour

And is why Unions were formed

...yeah, if we all make a bit on the side (and don't pay extra tax) we will be happy!

And our boss can steal our rightful rise/raise - so they will be even happier!!

Where I can register?

I would like to be corrupt as well, but no one wants to pay me as I work in the private company. That is not fair everyone should have the same chances to be corrupt