Please help, I have got a nympho

[Lamphen]

Only one solution in my opinion - you have to go to the gym!

It's a perfect way to build up strength and stamina.

Will kill that bad back of yours as well.

Good luck!

[MediaWatcher]

Satcommlee, on 09 Sept 2014 - 11:38, said:

My best advice is to marry her, that usually put a stop to the active sex life!

I call it "wedding cake" syndrome.

[Mark601]

Go see the doc to get some testosterone... after that you will be able to keep up.

[canuckamuck]

C'mon man, Cowboy up. You got to rise to the challenge. You want to remember this as a time you were a stud, not a whiny little biich. Seriously it ain't gonna last, but don't wimp out. The gym advice is the best. But I suspect you are getting the workouts for free (relatively speaking of course, nothing is free).

[orpheus454]

Take in a few lodgers...?

[SEEDGER]

http://adultrepdao.com/

I have a friend he is now mid 50's his girl friend use something like this, she's in her 40's has it locked up in a room in her apartment I heard she loves it!

[Pattaya Pat]

Poor bait.

[Tuskfish]

It's important to never confuse pleasure with happiness - they are very different things

[Tanlic]

The answer is simple,,,,,,,,,find another nympho and move her in to.

If they are really nymphos they'll end up bonking each other which takes some of the pressure off you.

This will work trust me and there's no need to thank me.

I enjoy helping people so if you get this set up I'll even come and look after the girls for you anytime you want to go away for the weekend

[Costas2008]

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[Swiss1960]

Dear OP, I can see that you have a serious problem in your hands.

But, do not despair, this is your Lucky day.

After conferring with the other board members of the corporation, we decided to let you have a new TGAU for free.

I guarantee you that all your problems will be eliminated.

Use it, experience the benefits of this fantastic invention.

But as they say, nothing in life is free, we expect you to come back soon to the forum and tell the whole world the amazing benefits of having a TGAU.

Enjoy it.

Don't give the TGAU away without written contract that the OP shall post high resolution pictures of his GF playing with the TGAU...

[Swiss1960]

Am proud of you, fellow members of TV... finally, since moving the topic to Pub, the answers have well adjusted to the level of the post

[TheWizardofRnR]

Originally the term meant a Mental illness condition , where a female human is constantly attempting to engage in Sexual intercourse , with numerous partners. It was a condition that was thought to be cause by Women who were unable to achieve orgasm , no matter how long her partner engaged in fornication ! It has been loosely accepted in the time period of the 1960 s and onward , as a woman who just can't get enough SEX but now for reasons of too much sexual desire , created by her enjoyment of multiple orgasmic release.

Usually , Cunnilingus helps conquer the women who suffered the first behavioral problem linked to Nymphomania.

And Yes I do speak from experience , in my first wife being quite a constant , how shall I put this kindly , a complete tramp-like behavior ! Having sexual encounter with numerous partners without satisfaction. I did not learn of her problem , yes she faked it with every one me included , after we had been married and had a child ,she finally told me her problem. She had been to a psychiatrist for treatment, with no real success. It was all worked out by understanding , patience and long sessions of Cunnilingus . True story ! I also came to live here in 1988 at 40 yrs, of age and my 26 yr. old Thai GF and I are still friends but only stayed together for about 6-7 years. Being her first Farang , and coming into that age where Women's sexual appetite can really just wear you out , speakin' with experience once again. If you want to stay together , you will have to keep up the good work or you just may find her looking for , how does that song put it: A good man is hard to find , but a Hard Man is better !

So if you do not want her to stray , either you take care of her or join the new Lifestyle trend of exchanging partners , just for the Novelty...sometimes it may help , but it also can backfire....and once again , the Voice of Experience has spoken , and it ain't jokin'!

[mrowe1973]

Invite me over ill wear her out !

[pgrahmm]

For a few posters suggesting it's an envy.

I just find it ironic that you complain about Western "materialistic" girls yet here in Thailand you are acting like schmucks.

Humans are made differently and some are more sexual than others. Maybe she was overworked or stressed? Maybe if actually had a job here too or ever worse, got sick you would understand the point.

I think dragging another human being into a relationship then complaining about sex while seeing another woman on the side reeks of moral bankruptcy.

BTW, I fully agree that sex gives the man a healthy life, happiness and all that. I just don't think you should waste other people's time for your own selfish reasons.

Like I said.... western women probably figured that out much faster. This is why you are here.

I didn't waste the good girls time. I ended the relationship, she is now free to move on and find a "good man". We are still friends, I helped her move and set up a new home..and now I am focussing on having as much mad sex as possible. What is wrong with that...making choices to keep one's own self happy. I chose great sex over a comfortable and predictable suburban life. Was that a stupid choice, perhaps. Will the sex cool with the new girl...certainly. But I am old enough and wise enough to know that if I didn't make my recent choices, I would have had many regrets in the future. Perhaps I will have new regrets nonetheless, however the good Budha tells us that all permanence is illusion anyway.

BD - you just wrote ------> "and now I am focusing on having as much mad sex as possible" <> OK you're living your dream..........So...........what was the reason/purpose/question of this thread??????? Advertising impotency/technique concerns?????? No - brag post.....all contradicktory statements.....

She may wear down before you wear out.....maybe she thinks this is what's constantly expected of her since it's the attraction and the way this relationship got started in the first place.....

Invite the old GF over - get them both in bed....let the OGF take lessons from the NGF - then you can have a really really interesting topic .....and choice to make.....assuming you survive.....

[dotpoom]

Don't understand...what type of help exactly are you looking for from TV readers....or perhaps you feel this is a good subject to feel boastful about. You could always tell her the truth I suppose, but I guess you could have thought of that one yourself.

[Costas2008]

Dear OP, I can see that you have a serious problem in your hands.

But, do not despair, this is your Lucky day.

After conferring with the other board members of the corporation, we decided to let you have a new TGAU for free.

I guarantee you that all your problems will be eliminated.

Use it, experience the benefits of this fantastic invention.

But as they say, nothing in life is free, we expect you to come back soon to the forum and tell the whole world the amazing benefits of having a TGAU.

Enjoy it.

Don't give the TGAU away without written contract that the OP shall post high resolution pictures of his GF playing with the TGAU...

Mr Swiss, you are wrong again.

TGAU is not a toy to play with.

It's a very complicated machine, designed by brilliant people, to remedy all maladies on this earth.

It can be compared as the new Messiah on earth.

And doesn't matter how hard you try, you are not getting a free one.

[Swiss1960]

Dear OP, I can see that you have a serious problem in your hands.

But, do not despair, this is your Lucky day.

After conferring with the other board members of the corporation, we decided to let you have a new TGAU for free.

I guarantee you that all your problems will be eliminated.

Use it, experience the benefits of this fantastic invention.

But as they say, nothing in life is free, we expect you to come back soon to the forum and tell the whole world the amazing benefits of having a TGAU.

Enjoy it.

Don't give the TGAU away without written contract that the OP shall post high resolution pictures of his GF playing with the TGAU...

Mr Swiss, you are wrong again.

TGAU is not a toy to play with.

It's a very complicated machine, designed by brilliant people, to remedy all maladies on this earth.

It can be compared as the new Messiah on earth.

And doesn't matter how hard you try, you are not getting a free one.

what? what? what???

Who the hell defines nymphomania as a maladie????? Are you people crazy?????

Guess I have to book the next available flight and come and burn down all TGAU factories worldwide...

[Bulldozer Dawn]

Bulldozer Dawn wrote:

the new gik is smashing me to bits every night.

Any tips for coping with a live in nympho who is half your age?

A few years ago, a 65 year old newbie, met a girl online. Half his age.

He came up to me one morning at the fitness center, and asked me if I knew where to get some Cialis.

He then shared with me that this girl couldn't get a enough of his 64 year old dick, she "wanted it" morning, noon, and night...

My first thought was that this girl wanted to get pregnant with a half-farang baby. I didn't know him well enough at the time, to share my thoughts with him.

Long story short: she got pregnant, he bought her the obligatory upcountry pick-up truck, built her a six million baht house (two million of which he had to borrow), and now at 68 years old, he's saddled with a 2 1/2 year old toddler.

When he first woefully told me of the pregnancy, I asked him about birth control. Didn't either one of them use it?

His reply was, that at 64, he didn't think he had any sperm left, so no neither one of them used birth control.

A sad, but true story.

You asked for a tip Bulldozer Dawn? One of you better use birth control, and since Thai's are famous for "forgetting", it's your responsibility.

One of the reasons I changed girls was that the good Thai girl was often busy and tired from work. She would often forget the pill and then that would create issues with our sex life. She had a 3 month injection but was then complaining of cramps and dryness. The new girl happy came along for STD blood tests, smile and joked with the staff all the while and then also happily went along for the chit ya com. One of the reasons our sex is splendid is that I don't have the accidental baby issue in the back of my mind. And with the new girl dryness is not an issue, quite the opposite actually.

[WhamBam]

Put Bromide in her tea (does that work for women?).

Rabbits are on sale in the U.K. Do you want me to bring you one (several) over next month? Rechargable batteries are only £1 for 2

[hiller]

buy her an electrical/battery appliance

Introduce another Thai Boyfriend/Brother into her life. If that dosen't work tell her you have no more money/baht. You will be out of the situation very quickly.

[Swiss1960]

The new girl happy came along for STD blood tests, smile and joked with the staff all the while

So you got yourself a professional...

One of the reasons our sex is splendid is that I don't have the accidental baby issue in the back of my mind.

Hmm... ladyboy post-op?

And with the new girl dryness is not an issue

you know the name of the cream she is using?

[camsouth]

No problem -- have fun while it lasts. Good girls are maybe over-rated and boring just by reading the boring stuff all the guys who claim to have the good girls seem to always write.

oops

[Bulldozer Dawn]

So here is another fun bit of info. I already posted this on another thread a while back but no one has picked it up yet. My new girl has been married to a tom for the last decade. The Tom paid sin sot for her when she was just a kid, they had the puk can ceremony in the village... the whole nine yards. Seen the photos, all true. Anyway my new girl left the tom about three months before I met her because she was drinking heavily every night and had a number of young giks, one of which is Korean. The tom has very wealthy parents and they pay her way for everything.

Its all rather crazy, but that is why I moved to get away from the boring sterility back home. And...I am having a lot of fun. Haven't been this happy, or tired, for as long as I can remember.

[KOZMO]

You need an Iron Man suit like Tony Stark's.

Yes maybe science can find a solution...clone myself perhaps...

Thanks for the humour, but actually this isn't a pub talk post. There is that saying "be careful of what you wish for". Well I now have it. And just 8 days later I am burnt to a crisp. The only saving grace is that she heads off to work each morning and I get the day time to recover. I am crazy about her...too crazy in fact...I feel like I have won the lottery every time she smiles at me...but I am fearful that I am just too long in the tooth to keep up.

It's a horrible feeling when you just want her so much but the body is fried. Youth is wasted on the young.

Just let her get on top. I found one like that in HK. Half thai, half Chinese she was a virgin too.After her breaking in period, she went wild! I just let her get on top and she has numerous multiple orgasms that violently shake her body. Then she is exhausted and goes to sleep. I am lucky because it takes me along time to orgasm, so she can be on top for up to 2 hours.

[frimu]

The next 3 months will be hard for you!

I want you to go to the gym 3 times per week for a session of at least 90 minutes a time. Bring your body back up to speed and then you will also be able to cope with the sex. Because deep down that is what you want, isn't it?

This doesn't come for free!

So what are you waiting for? Off to the gym right now!

[ADZ]

Harden up &lt;deleted&gt;

[sgtsabai]

Get her a girl friend and join in. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....lol.

[ADZ]

Sorry...what was the problem?

[sead]

Just give her my number and I'll do my best to help you.