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I walked into this bar.

There was a huge guy sitting on a stool.

On the stool next to him was a dog.

The dog was bigger than him.

I sat down and ordered a beer.

The dog started growling ever so softly.

"Does your dog bite?" I asked the guy.

"Nah , never" says he.

I gingerly extended my hand , because this is how you calm a nervous dog isn't it?

The dog tried seriously to shred my hand.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite" says I.

"Yeah , but that ain't my dog" says he.

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