Massaging the prostrate gland....

[sustento]

The traffic cone or course

You do realise that a traffic cone may alter your life in ways that you hadn't previously imagined?

[dundas]

Well, there is such a thing as genital massage (Karsai Nei Tsang genital detox therapy), which if done properly is truly an amazing experience, although one without sex, and, from memory, no prostrate work. Primarily it's about unclogging energy pathways in the genitals area, and it requires a high level of trust between both the practitioner, and the person being massaged. I remember quite clearly this grandmotherly Thai woman sit between my legs (I was flat on my back), holding my balls and explaining how I could self massage this part of my anatomy to avoid future blockages. All in the interest of my future health. I wasn't expecting anything sexual in this place but still, it was a bit surreal.

I recommend this kind of massage highly (try Tao Garden in Chiang Mai, if you're interested), but please understand in its pure form it's part of the art of higher communication, it's not at all about sex.

A year or so ago, I had a very different Karsai Nei Tsang massage. a long way from the original source, where towards the end of the massage, the practitioner asked, "Want me to help you cum?" snapping on a latex glove as he did so, and oiling up another part of my anatomy. I was a bit surprised, I'd been to see this guy a few times, and it had always been non-sexual. The hand and finger job that followed was a bit mechanical but ... it was also one of the most intense sexual experiences of my life.

Don't knock it until you try it, I say.

Edited October 7, 2014 by dundas

[Scott]

The traffic cone or course

You do realise that a traffic cone may alter your life in ways that you hadn't previously imagined?

Not too mention what it does to the traffic flow pattern.

[sustento]

Here's something the OP can use for a few experiments

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/group/Anal-Sex-Toys/729281_253966740.html

[sustento]

I particularly like this one. You can walk around with a fox's tail hanging out of your arse

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2014-new-free-shipping-sex-toys-for-woman-FOX-tail-glass-dildo-Anal-Sex-Toys-butt/715674_1864496645.html

[robertthebruce]

I particularly like this one. You can walk around with a fox's tail hanging out of your arse

http://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/2014-new-free-shipping-sex-toys-for-woman-FOX-tail-glass-dildo-Anal-Sex-Toys-butt/715674_1864496645.html

Not a pretty sight, that fox tail hanging out ??? Best not for the Naturist Beach....

[Scott]

How do you keep the poop from sticking to your fur!

[sustento]

How do you keep the poop from sticking to your fur!

You use a bum gun of course...

[Scott]

And then what? You have to shampoo afterwards? Use Conditioner? Blow dry and fluff the fur?

[sustento]

And then what? You have to shampoo afterwards? Use Conditioner? Blow dry and fluff the fur?

[Jingthing]

Yeah that foxtail just ain't practical. More like a for "novelty" purposes only.

[Prof3934]

I wanted to try this and found a lady who just specializes in prostate massage, in a place off Thepprasit Road.

She told me it was 1200 baht for about 25 minutes, and I was crazy enough to say yes, and give her the money.

She sent me into a backroom from her shop and I was made to lie down face down with my bottom sticking up, resting on a hump, my legs dangling to the floor.

She put on rubber gloves and put a lot of KY up my bottom, massaging it round in small circles for ages. I found it all very uncomfortable.

After about 10 minutes, she took out her finger and asked me if I had any sexual problems. I said that I did not and could shoot a good load.

So she lubed me again and massage me, warning me it would make me explode !!

After another 5 minutes, she removed her finger and asked me to sit up. I did not get any feeling of an erection and certainly no orgasm. She told me to come back again in 2-3 days as she wanted to see my sperm !

Altogether about 20-25 minutes, no nice experience, no erection and no good orgasm. I have not been back !!

[dundas]

I wanted to try this and found a lady who just specializes in prostate massage, in a place off Thepprasit Road.

She told me it was 1200 baht for about 25 minutes, and I was crazy enough to say yes, and give her the money.

She sent me into a backroom from her shop and I was made to lie down face down with my bottom sticking up, resting on a hump, my legs dangling to the floor.

She put on rubber gloves and put a lot of KY up my bottom, massaging it round in small circles for ages. I found it all very uncomfortable.

After about 10 minutes, she took out her finger and asked me if I had any sexual problems. I said that I did not and could shoot a good load.

So she lubed me again and massage me, warning me it would make me explode !!

After another 5 minutes, she removed her finger and asked me to sit up. I did not get any feeling of an erection and certainly no orgasm. She told me to come back again in 2-3 days as she wanted to see my sperm !

Altogether about 20-25 minutes, no nice experience, no erection and no good orgasm. I have not been back !!

Firstly, the position sounds terrible - it wouldn't be in any way a turn on for me, anyway. A different position might help. Plus you may need to have the person stimulate your ahm ... loaded gun, too, as well as the prostate, stimulate the whole system, not just a part of it. Or buy one of the toys suggested elsewhere in this thread, and self-stimulate. You'll save a lot of money and should definitely get a result!

[mitsubishi]

I must be boring in bed, as I don't fancy that......

No, you're just normal.

[snooky]

During my army days several (it seems) llifetimes ago, there was an old timer in our outfit who told of his experience while on the battlefield in France during WWII. He was having pain and difficulty urinating so went to the medic in his outfit and explained his problem. The medic told him he probably had a case of Blue Balls and asked if he had masturbated lately. When he said no, the medic had him lower his trousers, inserted his finger and massaged his prostate for a short time wherein he literally "blew his load' all over the examination table..

BTW, a bit of trivia - in Pennsylvania in the US, there is a section referred to as Amish country where there is a town named Blue Ball, which is also situated in close proximity to two others named Intercourse and Paradise!

[Scott]

And there is a town in North Dakota where Beaver Creek runs through Seamen Park.

Am I going off-topic again?

[fosseway]

Prostatic massage is a standard medical procedure for 'Draining' the prostate to obtain prostatic fluid ( Pre cum) to check the number of pus cells per microscopic field, then test on a glass slide in the laboratory.

An experienced urologist is very capable of doing this with a gloved finger, by bending the patient forward and massaging both sides of the prostate until the fluid appears,

[onthemoon]

Prostatic massage is a standard medical procedure for 'Draining' the prostate to obtain prostatic fluid ( Pre cum) to check the number of pus cells per microscopic field, then test on a glass slide in the laboratory.

An experienced urologist is very capable of doing this with a gloved finger, by bending the patient forward and massaging both sides of the prostate until the fluid appears,

What do I have to do (i.e. condition to pretend to have) to get this treatment paid by my health insurance plan?