This a serious survey conducted on TVF for the benefit of the ex-pats living in Thailand.

Once and for all I have decided to help the expats moaning and groaning on TVF because they are called farangs by the Thais.

So, vote with your brains younger members and vote with your hearts older members, as not much brain functionality has been left after a certain age.

The results will be forwarded to the Thai people so happiness can come back to expats according to the general consensus at the moment.

Think seriously before you cast your vote, because there is no coming back and no, you can’t vote twice as this will be cheating.

Thank you for participating……it’s for the benefit of all.

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How about Sawasdee Ka?

How about Sawasdee Ka?

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Or Sawasdee Krab

Well Khun Costos ... it does depend on who the 'Hale good fellow' is coming from.

If it's a pretty young thing, then 'Hey Hansum man is just fine!

So ... you still have 20 16 mins left to edit and add a few more options to the poll.

Just saying like ...

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How about Sawasdee Ka?

Yes what's wrong with a simple Sawadee Krup/Ka or even Hello?

Bwana will do me fine

Bwana will do me fine

Is that Chief Bwana or Khun Bwana?

Plain old Bwana .. doesn't seem to cut the mustard.

Bwana will do me fine

Is that Chief Bwana or Khun Bwana?

Plain old Bwana .. doesn't seem to cut the mustard.

Khun Sir Chief Bwana Sir, will do fine

The word "Hey" is not very polite, any Thai who uses that term will be ignored.

Unless they are letting me know I just dropped a 1000 baht note.