tifino Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "Sire, you remind me of a great stream of bat's pss" "What???? did you say Wilde?" "oh Uh, what I meant to say, Sire, was that you are to me like this shaft of gold, when all is surrounded by darkness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "A little bit of practice messes up a whole lot of theory" Not sure who this originated from, but my thanks to whoever it was, been a rule of thumb to me for a long time now..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Less is more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDGRUEN Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Texas saying "Better than a sharp stick in the eye" = it was bad - but could be a lot worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDGRUEN Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "A hand in a bush is worth two birds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanna Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 You can't turn a Sow's (pig's) ear into a silk purse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Two that got me many times growing up "a guilty conscience needs no accuser" - thanks Mom...."it's a good day when you learn something" - thanks Dad.... Edited October 17, 2014 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thai20144 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) "Too many chiefs, not enough Indians" Edited October 17, 2014 by thai20144 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 "If he fell off't Co-Op he'd land in't divi". Meaning someone is more than a little lucky. It's a Northern (English) thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 " There's no way out " Rolling Joe . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 I'm feeling drier than an Arabs sandal! Means I really need a beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I can lick any girl in the house! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJIC Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Youth is wasted on the young:....George Bernard Shaw1 Sorry Majic but the quote was actually made by Oscar Wilde not by Shaw. Sorry for the misquote iclaudius, I was quoting another website! that also got it wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Youth is wasted on the young:....George Bernard Shaw1 Sorry Majic but the quote was actually made by Oscar Wilde not by Shaw. Sorry for the misquote iclaudius, I was quoting another website! that also got it wrong! My favourite quote from Wilde is "we are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Exsexyman Posted October 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2014 'Where there's a will there's a relative'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 "Cool - - never goes out of style" Elvis Presley 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 "Drunk as a lord" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clutch Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" 5 5 5[/quote One related Prem, "Beware of Greeks with 3 pensions and multiple ops". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beechboy Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Wilde again, on his drinking habits: "A little bit too much is just enough for me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champers Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 He's as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 He does not know ;''come here, from sic-em'' He wouln't know to pour water out of a boot, with instructions on the heel. He has never done enough to determine if lazy is a fit discription of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rijb Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 “If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.” ― Albert Einstein 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1Str8 Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 'In life you never hold all the cards son' My Grandfather last week said this. Feel free to tell us yours... I think what he meant was it's better to have a few up your sleeve, that others can't see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted October 18, 2014 Author Share Posted October 18, 2014 'In life you never hold all the cards son' My Grandfather last week said this. Feel free to tell us yours... I think what he meant was it's better to have a few up your sleeve, that others can't see. No it's his was of saying expect the unexpected always. You never know what hand can be dealt to you next in life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 (edited) Best things in life are free..... On the light side.... Custer wore an arrow shirt..... Edited October 18, 2014 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 You never have to look for stupidity - it identifies itself..... The difference between genius and stupidity is genius that has it's limits....Albert Einstein... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkmick Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 You're a long time dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Do not correct a fool......for he will hate you Correct a wise man....for he will appreciate you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekMarshall Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 An old Spanish saying "no complicas la vida" Dont make life complicated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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