sustento Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly. . Where in Thailand, did you find a cocktail sausage? More to the point where to the point where did you find a cocktail stick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Hill Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I wonder what a little Cypress would look like? Something like Chucky I expect. Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 29, 2014 Author Share Posted November 29, 2014 I wonder what a little Cypress would look like? Something like Chucky I expect. Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin' Play nice. None of this ... 'He started it' It's a fun thread ... no need to roll around in the gutter. Thanks The OP ... for what that counts ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I wonder what a little Cypress would look like? Something like Chucky I expect. Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin' Hmm...if with an IQ like that he has been able to help build the nation.....what can you do then with your intellect ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I wonder what a little Cypress would look like? Something like Chucky I expect. Not as disadvantageous as the IQ of 70 yours would be rockin' Hmm...if with an IQ like that he has been able to help build the nation.....what can you do then with your intellect ? Cypress you misunderstood the statement. If I could build a nation with just an IQ of 70 what are you going to accomplish? Interstellar time travel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Hill Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Oh dear OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. Second, it was rhetorical Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine. You can do better than that CharlieH. I'd be certain of it. There's more to the man than this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benalibina Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I am not a Butterfly, have good heart, her words not mine.You can do better than that CharlieH. I'd be certain of it. There's more to the man than this. As always....positive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I'm me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExPratt Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longtooth Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly. Same as my wife then. Fat wallet in trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATF Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Oh dear OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. Second, it was rhetorical So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatboy Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly. Same as my wife then. Fat wallet in trousers. she did say i was a hansum man aswell,but after awhile the bulge disapeared,then she called me moo,that must have been my eating habits but after more than 25yrs.we are still together.and the best part the bulge has come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 She said my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Back in the day I did quite well. Now I'm afraid that my personality is all that gets mentioned, oh, I still have nice eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Years ago, on TV they had the best photo of ourselves competition. I came in second if i remember rightly? The vet lady was first. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post slipperylobster Posted November 30, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) when my wife spotted the bulge in my trousers she was attracted instantly. alt=wub.png> You mean she was attracted to your incontinence pants??? Nooooooo, wallet.................... I know what you mean....bulge in pants. My friend told me I could get girls easily with a rolled up sock in the pants. Unfortunately.... I mistakenly put it in the back ...instead of the front. Edited November 30, 2014 by slipperylobster 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cypress Hill Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Oh dear OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. Second, it was rhetorical So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical) Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy You told me that was your girlfriend ! So what's the truth, are u banging that or is it you? 55555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExPratt Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) <script>if(typeof window.__wsujs==='undefined'){window.__wsujs=10453;window.__wsujsn='OffersWizard';window.__wsujss='4A56245FF3AA1DF0AB17D4C55179F65F';} </script> Look at the picture . You tell me .Enjoy You told me that was your girlfriend !So what's the truth, are u banging that or is it you? 55555 Its a long story but in a nutshell. I know this ,may be hard to believe but I once struggled to find women , so I had a wife cloned using the residue in my underpants as the base material. That may be why we look quite similar. You can tell the difference between us as in my wife's picture she is wearing a red jumper and not a Blue one like mine. I'll tell her to PM you when shes back from the Abattoir Edited November 30, 2014 by ExPratt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BritManToo Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Oh dear OK first, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. Second, it was rhetorical So are you English teaching now? So what are you going to do with your superior intellect? (Non Rhetorical) Pass it on to my children who'll probably be performing YOUR children's gastric bypasses one day I thought you weren't going to have children? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I'm passable I suppose. My gf is hot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I'm passable I suppose. My gf is hot. Your a freak of nature. You gf has trouble with her eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony5 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 has nothing to do with thailand if your partner is Thai-it has... to answer the OP: pretty good physical condition,sense of humor,reliability and a sharp mind...that's what she says You mean, that isn't you in your avatar ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Showbags Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 My gonads almost reach my knees.....years of no jocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I'm passable I suppose. My gf is hot. Your a freak of nature.You gf has trouble with her eyes. I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 (edited) I'm passable I suppose. My gf is hot. Your a freak of nature.You gf has trouble with her eyes. I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses. Yeah - never trust those things (glasses) from the local markets..... especially with the nose attached...... Edited November 30, 2014 by pgrahmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slipperylobster Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 Try Beer Glasses....big improvement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I am soooo attractive - magnets are jealous (55555) Sorry somebody had to think of it......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 I'm passable I suppose. My gf is hot. Your a freak of nature.You gf has trouble with her eyes. I believe she just bought a new pair of glasses. Hahahahahaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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