Lady whizzing around our bend on a motor cycle 60kmh. She starts flailing her arms around and screaming and I see why. She has a snake sitting on her lap wrapping itself around around her arm. She's freaking out and puts the bike down into perfect Moto GP slide into the fence. She got up motor bike ok and only a few scratches. No helmet, singlet and shorts. She'd been working on a rice farm and the snake must have crawled up under the warm seat. Looked like the same little bstrd wanted to go swimming with me the other day

All happened in 5 seconds but seemed like 10 minutes

TIT!

I was out on my bike a while ago. About 10 kms along the road I stop at a set of lights. Guy on a wave next to me says 'Is that snake real?' Look down and there is a snake coiled around the handlebars. Cool as I can I grab it and throw it in the road where it slithers under a car. Two girls jump out of the car screaming 'where did it go. Where did it go?' Lights turn green and I exit stage left.

No helmet, singlet and shorts

What, none of them?

No helmet, singlet and shorts

What, none of them?

Pictures please.

She had undies and bra....you know what I mean. I wud have loved to get photos but didn't seem appropriate her lying on the road possibly injured. The silly thing is, wen she went down I think the snake slithered back into the bike frame again. We picked the bike up and she road off

Reminds me of this cobra which appeared on this Thai car's windscreen while driving last May: