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3 blondes are on the piss the night before. They had an absolutley huge night. They met the next morning at a coffee shop to catch up on the events of the night before.

The 1st blonde says " Girls I was sooo drunk last night when I got home I blew chunks for 10 minutes"

The 2nd Blonde says " Girls that was nothing, on my way home I was that drunk that I hit a tree and wrote my car off. I am lucky to be alive"

The 3rd blonde says " Girls I was was that drunk that when i got home I started making love to my husband and accidently knocked over a candle, the curtains caught on fire and the house burnt down"

The 1st blonde says " girls I dont think you understand, Chunks is my dog"

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