WhamBam Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 noooooo, no one nominated ol'Roland. Had my share of the limelight on the other TV You and Toad make a cute furry pair. Add nancy's cat for a bit of fun. Triple bill I took our school gerbil home for the weekend once and the inconsiderate rodent had the audacity to die on my watch. I'm permanently scarred. Consider yourself lucky, I once did the same, the mrs asked me how hungry I was and asked if I fancied laap gerbil or gaeng gerbil, gotta admit, it was lovely, mrs even went to the trouble of removing the skin, bones and feathers before frying it, the leftovers she gave to her peasant family, they told her it was, aroi mak. Gerbils and feathers _____sounds weird 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 It's too difficult to choose now. Neverdie, Jinghting, Costas or soibikerVote for me, and I will bring order to the kingdom's food courts. Baaaah whaa haaaaa. 55555 I'm voting for soibike......since he's introducing new law and pecking order to food courts, how could one not. Vote 1 Soi biker ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 It's too difficult to choose now. Neverdie, Jinghting, Costas or soibiker Who is Neverdie? Never-who? <cue Greek dance music, enter stage left> Somebody pass me a boiled egg, I haven't been this happy in a long time! Costas, is that really you? it's Easter and Christmas all rolled into one. Welcome back, Zorba. I feel like the Apostle Thomas. Gecko, I haven't got enough words to thank you. Please accept my sincere friendship and gratitude. Costas Wow. Friendship with an online Greek, that would be link finding a 25 Satang coin.....lucky Geks. Vote neverdie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 and I thought Mr. Bitey was a kid not a kitty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2014 OK, I think I've figured out how to upload the cute, winning photo of the campaign. Here is the winning endorsement. Hubby and Mr. Bitey.Morris.jpg Did you obtain the Cats permission before posting? What about the weird freaky dudes permission. He doesn't look the full quid, perhaps it's his carer that should be approving things for him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 So, is the husband REALLY tall, or do you have REALLY low ceilings cos his head got a shadow on the damn ceiling. Hate Cats !! All my furry cousins hat Cats too, nothing good about Cats , NO VOTE here Don't understand why you are not on the poll, was sure you'd been nominatedVote Roland Bull sheet. I nominated Roland Rat but he wasn't included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 noooooo, no one nominated ol'Roland. Had my share of the limelight on the other TV Sir Roland. I nominated you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 noooooo, no one nominated ol'Roland. Had my share of the limelight on the other TV You and Toad make a cute furry pair. Add nancy's cat for a bit of fun. Triple bill I took our school gerbil home for the weekend once and the inconsiderate rodent had the audacity to die on my watch. I'm permanently scarred. Smokes. I nominated Roland....can he be added to the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I voted for David the Perv. Biatch ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SoiBiker Posted December 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2014 Also, I'll be pressing for the introduction of bike lanes on every pavement. So the noodle vendors have somewhere to set up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Also, I'll be pressing for the introduction of bike lanes on every pavement. So the noodle vendors have somewhere to set up. These are excellent policies, I haven't seen such street Fred in this campaign before. Are you going to introduce laws about bicycle seats. You already have my vote.....at this stage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Also, I'll be pressing for the introduction of bike lanes on every pavement. So the noodle vendors have somewhere to set up. These are excellent policies, I haven't seen such street Fred in this campaign before. Are you going to introduce laws about bicycle seats. You already have my vote.....at this stage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krisb Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I voted for David the Perv. Is that David the same David the pimp? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Well, I've got 19 votes, that's 19 more than I thought I would get. I might move my vote to myself. Vote neverdie. No policies and no worries couldn't give a sheet what costas thinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skywalker69 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I'm flabbergasted with the quality of the candidates this year. You are supposed to help other members, asking questions. I asked twice up to now. Who is Neverdie? Nobody has bothered to answer. Except if he is such an unknown quantity that nobody has ever heard of him. Costas, you just lost my vote. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 I'm flabbergasted with the quality of the candidates this year. You are supposed to help other members, asking questions. I asked twice up to now. Who is Neverdie? Nobody has bothered to answer. Except if he is such an unknown quantity that nobody has ever heard of him. Costas, you just lost my vote. Sir, I would be honoured to attract a vote from someone as hansum as you. Vote neverdie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 From 4 votes to 17 in one day. I only started campaigning today. THANKYOU to my followers and lovers bugger.........my plan to bump you off with shock hasnt worked!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Costas is a douchebag.....threatening to block this person then that person. David is a Nancy boy. Nancy, well she's just plain nasty ..... And seems to get really nasty when she's on the jimmy hiss. Can't really drum much up on UG & he's a hansum ole fart. JT is a bit sly in the erection stakes but throws Wobblies easily. The choice is easy.... Vote neverdie. He's got da moves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 The old guard are all tainted in one way or another. Vote for a new era. Vote SoiBiker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 22, 2014 The old guard are all tainted in one way or another. Vote for a new era. Vote SoiBiker. I am having a back ground check done on you as we speak....see what dirt I can dig up. Then I will consider moving my vote. Please stop sending me PM's offering sexual favours. I am voting for you because of good policies......not any other reason. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 (edited) Costas is ahead. Obviously heaps of gerbilists on the forum. I wonder if Richard and Cindy have voted yet? Edited December 22, 2014 by neverdie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuckamuck Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Surprising that most members have kept their dignity intact last night, must be getting close to Christmas. Congrats to JT for slipping into third. Costas has managed to get on top of Nancy but I expect they will swap positions a few more times. Especially if Mr. Bitey shows up. The rest of the pack are bunched up Neverdie is exhausted after his breakaway performance yesterday. UG is looking rested however and so far his strategy has been slow and steady. No one knows when he'll make his break from the pack. Vote Ulysses and receive a VIP pass to his bookshop, which entitles you to read the books without paying if you remain in side the shop and bring Ulysses Ice coffee's occasionally. Oh and you can't sit down either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 The old guard are all tainted in one way or another. Vote for a new era. Vote SoiBiker. Two policies so far that are promising, another couple of good ones and I might even switch vote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, I've got 19 votes, that's 19 more than I thought I would get. I might move my vote to myself. Vote neverdie. No policies and no worries couldn't give a sheet what costas thinks. HEY! you mean to tell me you aint votin for ND! if i EVER hear you have voted for any one of these suckholes I'm gonna give you an umbrella(SB's) enema. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hml367 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 7:24 am and Costas is ahead by one.... VOTE FOR COSTAS ! ! ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, I've got 19 votes, that's 19 more than I thought I would get. I might move my vote to myself. Vote neverdie. No policies and no worries couldn't give a sheet what costas thinks. HEY! you mean to tell me you aint votin for ND! if i EVER hear you have voted for any one of these suckholes I'm gonna give you an umbrella(SB's) enema. Neverdie votes for neverdie. There's no chance I can win, only realists vote for me and there's too many douchebags on this forum. I've called 95% of them out! which is why I don't have many votes. Sad to be an angry old lady or a hairy gerbilist IMO. Things are looking sweet in camp ND..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Well, I've got 19 votes, that's 19 more than I thought I would get. I might move my vote to myself. Vote neverdie. No policies and no worries couldn't give a sheet what costas thinks. HEY! you mean to tell me you aint votin for ND! if i EVER hear you have voted for any one of these suckholes I'm gonna give you an umbrella(SB's) enema. Neverdie votes for neverdie. There's no chance I can win, only realists vote for me and there's too many douchebags on this forum. I've called 95% of them out! which is why I don't have many votes. Sad to be an angry old lady or a hairy gerbilist IMO. Things are looking sweet in camp ND..... win?? getting the most votes from the group of DB's that inhabit this sewer is hardly a feather in ones cap!! A loss is a win in my view. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mrtoad Posted December 23, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2014 I'd agree with Ayjaydee that this is moral victory for Neverdie 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 and I thought Mr. Bitey was a kid not a kitty! I think that was the idea ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 I'd agree with Ayjaydee that this is moral victory for Neverdie Are we in the News Forum? Neverdie, Morals ... now there is an entertaining thought ... . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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